I was confused. I love it…let the guys know they can’t go off alone and do their private thing without punishment. It’s all about privacy, and hits home how ludicrous it is for men to dictate to women about their health and sex lives.
This is a political messaging bill, it isn't intended to be taken up by the legislature. It would be nice if it was debated, but that likely won't happen either.
Absolutely a Green Flag.
Thank you kind sir for doing the good work. If they want to regulate our bodies, then we need to regulate their bodies and see how much they like that.
A bill that does nothing but make people look foolish. Just more political theater. Tired of elected officials pulling stunts instead of actual governance for the good of the people.
It only makes people that want to limit/take away women's reproductive rights with draconian bills look foolish. You may call it a stunt, others call it making a valid point.
Bullshit. This bill is a waste of taxpayers time and money. The problem in this country is we don't choose who we procreate with. We just fuck away and deal with the consequences.
So the use of the people’s taxes to create a bill that will do absolutely nothing is not only foolish but in reality does nothing to protect the rights of women in our country. Give me a break. The bullshit political theater needs to stop.
So wet dreams, masturbating, and using a condom would all be outlawed under this bill. Which means sales of vaseline and Trojans will plummet, and sexually transmitted diseases will skyrocket.
Women need to start carrying pepper spray and tasers. And pack firearms.
They placed a bunch of restrictions on abortion in the name of safety. They should do the same for Viagra. Men who need it often have heart problems so make them get extensive tests before prescribing to "save lives."
So, if a man goes to jail for jacking off, and continues to jack off in his jail cell, do that increase his sentence? Just idle curiosity on this most insane Thursday morning.
Except an embryo is already fertilized. I do appreciate the gesture but he sounds stupid not knowing this simple fact. Replace the word embryo with egg and it works.
I know it's a Democrat clowning on the Republicans but it wouldn't be surprising if Republicans seriously considered it. They have some serious hangups with sex or pleasure and definitely with the combination of the two.
Excellent! It used to be known as onanism and it’s only fair that this murderous practice be outlawed. There’s even Biblical justification for it, see Genesis 38: 9, 10. The Christo-fascists ought to appreciate that; they love to cherry pick scripture.
about time the other 50% of the embryo forming population is called out. bravo. and how many teenaged boys can you cram into one tiny cell, cause the wind blows the wrong way and ...lol
Once the egg is no longer attached & in the body, it is no longer viable. Sperm live much longer outside.
Also, this is a protest bill because all body regulations are only for women.
Men would never vote to regulate their own bodies. But I first thought about the rape issue too.
So since it doesn’t specify who is releasing the genetic material, what about those sneaky eggs containing genetic material that go wandering out?
Are women supposed to magically retain them if they aren’t intending to create an embryo??
wow. you just gave them an idea!
we'll ALL be criminals!
but they'll set us at liberty us with a conditional release, that we bow down and do the dirty ANY TIME they want.
Eggs can only be fertilized inside of the fallopian tubes. Once it’s out in the wild, it’s no longer viable. Sperm are viable for several minutes out in the open air, and up to 5 days inside of a woman looking for the egg.
Yes and my point is that women do not have any way to control the release of this genetic material and under this proposed law, that could be problematic.
the dumbass @heritage idiocrats set a piece of paper in front of the moron so he could drag a pen across a line on it that creates every single person in their version of ‘murrikkka, female.
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Sure, porn is forever, but masturbation really tails off in your twenties, for most of us. And that’s what this is about.
And “all” is such a big word, don’t you think?
Nope, this is about the absurdity of deeming sex to be only about procreation, & holding women responsible for the ‘honor’ of the species while men ‘have needs’. This isn’t about masturbation but about men’s responsibility for the creation of children.
That’s true, but the vehicle here is about using manly masturbation as a way to hammer home that point. It won’t pass, because the White Man’s Nazi Party will shout it down, but maybe, just possibly it will plant a seed or two (so to speak). Let’s see what gestates.
I know nothing about farm animals but my guess is that sheep might be amiable. I think there’s gonna be some serious injuries if goats or horses are in the picture.
In a world where people are dying from war ,starvation, rampant diseases! And we are talking about some guy jerking off his DGM ? We need to fine a life raft!
Well I have to hand it to him for making men 50% responsible. Not entirely sure how that law would be policed and or enforced, but it’s pretty funny. No more flogging the bishop just for fun
Female see Trump's new decree :- everyone is female now gender is assigned at conception it's only part way through embryonic development that male organs develop so everyone is female.
That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my 68 years! Every male on this planet from the moment he became aware of pleasure has masturbated & they want a law preventing them from doing so? No man will put up with that, cause it’s about them! That is a riot!!
Uh-oh. Every typically-functioning 16-20 year old male is going to have nothing to do about 18 hours of every day. And that's vastly underestimating things.....
Mississippian here. This was put forth by a Democratic Senator to call out the Republicans for legislating women’s bodies. It is NOT targeting gay men or meant as any form of hate.
What a buffoon! There truly are people that would say/do anything to get Chumpys attention. No more jerking off for you boys!! Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
This bill was put forth by a Democrat here in MS to basically call out the ridiculousness of legislation controlling women’s bodies. Some of y’all just aren’t getting it!
IIRC I was about 14 y/o when I first started to be concerned about a future where having a menstrual period could get me arrested for manslaughter....so I've been waiting about 60 years to see this version of the insanity....congrats
That’s hilarious. I know the congressman is pointing about the restrictions placed on women, & this really puts a focus on it. Men will howl like babies about this.
It's a representative trying to point out how ridiculous GOP bills are!
The bill specifically excludes sperm donations and "genetic material discharged using a contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization."
Basically legislating male masterbation. https://www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1795563
Yes. That does seem to be the intention behind the bill. To showcase how absurd all of the other bills that are exclusively lobbied against women are also kind of ridiculous and very pointed in one direction.
America needs a good ass kicking. I'm convinced, sometime in the next 4 years, we will get our comeuppance. I am angry that Democrats laid down and allowed a Fascist dictator to run his filthy mouth like Afolf Hitler did, and turn our country into Nazi Germany.
What about the 99.999% of sperm that don't actually fertilize the egg? I do wonder if the MAGA crowd will spot that this is taking the piss out of them 🙂
I see the point. But also kinda reminds me of the nick fluentez nazi types who say stuff like "Its gay to have sex with your wife unless it's to get her pregnant" and "condoms and birth control should be illegal"
♬ The (wet) dream police
They live inside of my head
The (wet) dream police
They come to me in my bed
The (wet) dream police
They're coming to arrest me, oh no" ♬
I could totally see this backfiring. Like, some guy would claim “r@ping her was the only way to make sure I didn’t discharge any DNA…” and the maga cult would totally uphold his defense.
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Thank you kind sir for doing the good work. If they want to regulate our bodies, then we need to regulate their bodies and see how much they like that.
That you deliberately and entirely miss that point is very telling indeed, and shows that you are the foolish one here, not the framer of this bill.
America - run by imbeciles, for imbeciles.
My baby lives in Rolla, Missouri and I constantly worry about her. I hope you run for office.
Women need to start carrying pepper spray and tasers. And pack firearms.
Man sentenced to life in prison for illegal nocturnal emission.
Maybe they should all turn gay since they think it's a choice.
Keep it in your pants or else
Gay men with breeding kink should be safe. Sure, they might not achieve their goal, but they can keep trying.
Also, this is a protest bill because all body regulations are only for women.
Men would never vote to regulate their own bodies. But I first thought about the rape issue too.
Are women supposed to magically retain them if they aren’t intending to create an embryo??
we'll ALL be criminals!
but they'll set us at liberty us with a conditional release, that we bow down and do the dirty ANY TIME they want.
the dumbass @heritage idiocrats set a piece of paper in front of the moron so he could drag a pen across a line on it that creates every single person in their version of ‘murrikkka, female.
🤔
& mississippi is stoopid & they tawk slooow.
… only the best {whatever} 🙄
This is less government? Keep the government out of your pants
And “all” is such a big word, don’t you think?
Their genius apparent.
Oh the irony!
I feel like senate needs to introduce a bill for mandatory vasectomies nationwide 🤷🏻♀️
Maybe both.
His point was to make people think.
In case your wondering!
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2190741/
So you not only go blind… you now go to jail too.
I need a new planet.
Monty Python
How's it feel, MAGA bros?
Welcome to OUR world....
Signed,
Women whose bodily autonomy is under attack
I assume that prosecution will follow, right?
I will NOT be applying for that job.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
Better start saving for those fines
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The bill specifically excludes sperm donations and "genetic material discharged using a contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization."
Basically legislating male masterbation.
https://www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1795563
At least those of us who spent a few more seconds scrolling replies before we went to retrieve that clip
https://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2025/html/SB/2300-2399/SB2319IN.htm
sec 4 b aka "Put a Sock on It"😆
destroys purpose of the whole bill
while leaving the "Act" nonpunishable 🤣
a musical interlude for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRqlA9oZsyU
"In the living room."
"With the sofa!"
There's an edition of CLUE that needs to be published.
DOES THAT MEAN
JKN OFF is outlawed😳
Explain that to a teenage boy
Forensics have found the evidence
They live inside of my head
The (wet) dream police
They come to me in my bed
The (wet) dream police
They're coming to arrest me, oh no" ♬