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piperformissouri.bsky.social
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111 days ago
I’m pretty sure his barrel chest is from a bulletproof vest…
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ampshade.bsky.social
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111 days ago
pretty sure he is just weirdly shaped. look at the topless boat photos. same weird boxy shape and clearly no bulletproof vest there.
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pontiph.bsky.social
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111 days ago
What a mess
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momof2vizslas.bsky.social
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110 days ago
A genetic nightmare that has a reproduction kink. Eww
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heyjude60.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Or it's his son napping in elons pouch
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kimberlywpb.bsky.social
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111 days ago
I was thinking it’s his newborn.
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krissss.bsky.social
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111 days ago
You win!!! 🏆🏆 😂🤣😂
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kimberlywpb.bsky.social
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110 days ago
lol
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damocrat.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Definitely a Cyber Truck
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kimberlywpb.bsky.social
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111 days ago
lol
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alriandi.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Bulletproof vest doesn’t do anything to protect one’s knees
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haircelljon.bsky.social
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111 days ago
It’s pretty ‘barrel’ in those swimsuit pictures floating around. There’s one 3/4 ths profile that suggests a really odd thorax.
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haircelljon.bsky.social
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111 days ago
I say that after 12 years of teaching human gross anatomy, among other things.
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hoamrun.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Nah it’s just all the hot air building up inside his body 😂
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almedoz64.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Since he doesn't have his booger shield draped around his neck...
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terifaarr.bsky.social
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111 days ago
It's a boy. He's carrying very high and in front.
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cdmartin7.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Barrel gut. Furniture disease- his chest sunk into his drawers.
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oglizlemon.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Love that fear for him.
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arendtdave.bsky.social
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111 days ago
He’s definitely wearing body armor
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citrine1111.bsky.social
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110 days ago
So a head shot is recommended?
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grammyrulz.bsky.social
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110 days ago
That's why he usually has his kid on his shoulders.
A human shield
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xgoogleplex2.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Where’s his head protector?
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wiseroldwoman.bsky.social
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111 days ago
I'm surprised he isn't wearing one of his multiple infants as a hat to discourage head shots.
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