HAG MAXXING IS ALSO SAG MAXXING. My best breast years are behind me and that is OK BE A HAG, EMBRACE YOUR SAG!!! - ThreadSky

And we love the sag 🙏🤍

Overheard at a music festival

Guy - "Show us your titties!"

Lady - "I've had two kids you don't wanna see my titties"

Guy - "I LOVE two kids titties!"

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billabongjohn.bsky.social•124 days ago

Aged like fine wine you have... GILF you are yes...

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roastpup.bsky.social•124 days ago

They just keep getting better and better with age

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thatspicydragon.bsky.social•124 days ago

If you want to fight nature I hear that estrogen can prevent the elasticity of breast muscles to decrease thus preventing or at least reducing sag.

But make no mistake, I am not a medical professional and I have no idea what taking estrogen will do for you.
Just food for thought from a fatass.

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enifevier.bsky.social•124 days ago

They don't want you to know that, but sag is peak, actually.

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vastsoot.bsky.social•124 days ago

PLEASE let them sag!!!!

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substitutereality.bsky.social•124 days ago

Honestly, I think I like my boobs better post-childbirth.

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topoocean.bsky.social•124 days ago

To disrespect sag is to disrespect hag

Neither are welcome on this webzone

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imamaniac.bsky.social•124 days ago

i'm too stupid

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aliarcturusvt.bsky.social•124 days ago

Sags are beautiful

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rukuryukami.bsky.social•123 days ago

"Getting that bag" has a whole new meaning 🙏😅

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tumultulous.bsky.social•124 days ago

Aye there's a reason they called fun bags and not... not... uhhh...

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jasonblack013.bsky.social•124 days ago

We love the sag tho

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bigbootytanuki.bsky.social•124 days ago

There's a comedy musical titled Nudist Colony of the Dead. One of the opening songs involves the colony's matriarch and may be of some interest

(I can't wait to completely alienate you)

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gonikku.bsky.social•124 days ago

Every breast is a good breast

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zelvamist.bsky.social•124 days ago

So true, but I’m told people like natural sag… so it’s confusing and conflicts with the silly things I was told growing up about needing to be perfectly perky forever or else.

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dascylus.bsky.social•124 days ago

Times change and so do preferences, I used to think perky was peak but now I'm a big fan of the sag in my 30s

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rieoshika.bsky.social•124 days ago

Your best years are now, mom.

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venatorraccoon.bsky.social•124 days ago

Kakyoin was onto something. This is the one thing I will give my generation credit for, we see the value in older women.

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uncle-dillon.bsky.social•124 days ago

Working on making that punching bag now

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unholynubby.bsky.social•124 days ago

No matter how they look!

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kishinite.bsky.social•124 days ago

True breasts enjoyers love the sag

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commanderaqwah.bsky.social•124 days ago

With great tiddies comes great sagability! Besides what's more fun than poking a saggy boob around like a water balloon when you're bored. Just don't go too crazy... You can tit slap yourself in the face....not that I would know....

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