HERCULE POIROT: Mon ami, whom do you believe to be the murderer? CAPTAIN HASTINGS: Goodness me, surely you don’t want to know MY opinion? POIROT: Au contraire! HASTINGS: Well…that lady did it. POIROT: Wrong, you big hot stupid baby bitch English piece of shit. HASTINGS: Let me die for you. - ThreadSky

sarajbenincasa.bsky.social • 90 days ago

HERCULE POIROT: Mon ami, whom do you believe to be the murderer?

CAPTAIN HASTINGS: Goodness me, surely you don’t want to know MY opinion?

POIROT: Au contraire!

HASTINGS: Well…that lady did it.

POIROT: Wrong, you big hot stupid baby bitch English piece of shit.

HASTINGS: Let me die for you.

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daophos.bsky.social•90 days ago

Every single episode of Poirot. You can skip the series now.

dkbundy.bsky.social•89 days ago

True...so true.

frogalapeche.bsky.social•88 days ago

Remind me to tell you my ideas for a Sean Bean vehicle - 'Yorkshire SHAFT'.

loukas.bsky.social•86 days ago

@anyainlove.bsky.social

anyainlove.bsky.social•86 days ago

Omg, how did you know?!

loukas.bsky.social•85 days ago

Du berättade någon gång att du tycker om Agatha Christie:)

anyainlove.bsky.social•83 days ago

Jo, men jag ÄLSKAR Hercules Poirot. Jag har troligtvis läst alla Poirot-böcker minst tre gånger. Och det är många böcker.

sarajbenincasa.bsky.social•83 days ago

He’s basically my best friend in my brain, even though I’m not sure what kind of best friend he would actually be

anyainlove.bsky.social•81 days ago

The one who always gets you

perfectly shaped eggs for breakfast.

novemberrogue.bsky.social•90 days ago

I'm speaking this out loud as we speak in goofy voices. This is hilarious.

sarajbenincasa.bsky.social•89 days ago

😂😂😂

rhettmiller.bsky.social•89 days ago

I just listened to the great Affair At Styles with Peter Dinklage and Rob Delaney, and this take is spot on!

sarajbenincasa.bsky.social•89 days ago

Oh that one was SO amazing. The sonic landscape they created…the performances…

jasonpeck.bsky.social•90 days ago

I think I saw this one. It had Peter Ustinov playing Poirot.

marcmancuso.bsky.social•90 days ago

I would fork over wheelbarrows of cash to hear Ustinov deliver those lines as MY Poirot. Ideally, somewhere in Evil Under The Sun, where Maggie Smith looks on, astonished and approving.

hushuo.bsky.social•89 days ago

"Ah, friend Hastings! Your idiocy has given me an idea. My little grey cells are inspired by your ignorance, incompetence, and failure with the ladies!"

tallrussell.bsky.social•88 days ago

Every episode, like clockwork

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