I'm sure its been said already but I love the headcanon that alastor never really learned how to trim his hooves so they were really ugly and overgrown until luci came along and helped him trim off the excess :p
Behind closed doors, Alastor is the cheesiest, most pathetic and romantic guy you can find. He's a cheeky gentleman who wants to prove his lover he's the best he could find 🥰
A few cuddles and he MELTS, despite acting like he doesn't 👀
The moment someone else is present he becomes his usual self lol
I just... Like him being a pathetic little guy 🤷
That doesn't mean Lucifer is better
Oh lord, he's WORSE but he gains advantage because he has more relationship experience
I like stories that take place in the human world, but where there's something obviously wrong with one of them. Al hides that he's a killer or Lucy that he's the devil. 🥰
Oh! 😇
Emotional swings. Denial of feelings. Past abuse and recovery from it. Virgin Al (oooh yes...❤️🔥)
Asshole Vox. Golden sweet blood. Bites. They're switches.
And the most important thing 👉🏼 happy ending!
Here I recently drew how Al terrorizes his neighbors. Maybe Lucy lives somewhere near. =3
I like to think of silly deer things! Despite Al using his shadows to get himself most places like the spooky, lazy shit he is, the little fucker can run really fast. Like uncommonly fast for a Sinner on foot. Especially when he’s startled. White tailed deer can run up to 35 mph. He’s had to tamp
Down on the instinct to just book it when he’s truly startled, which is a reason why he’s so leery and aware of his surroundings. It happened way too much when he started and it took him longer to suppress it. It pissed him off to no end because he’s not a *coward*, dammit! 💕 feel better 💐
Radioapple headcanons!: Alastor likes to be the little spoon (and I think you are to blame for how much I love that one!), they both get really horny when they see each others demonic/angelic form +
Nothing is more loving than making sure the person you care for is well fed. I like the idea of Lucifer wrapping himself around Alastor while he’s cooking, both arms around that grabbable waist, and just letting himself get dragged around. 😂
And since it's wip Wednesday I will treat you with something I'm working on for a soon to come #radioapple event and so far I'm liking how is coming out! 🥰
*offers you tea*
Hm, avorite headcanons....
Lucifer? Can most deffo change his body configuration to suit the mood he and Al are in!
Alastor? When he's *actually properly dating* Lu, he's gonna be predisposed to acting the old fashioned gentlemen, opening doors, pulling chairs, offering his arm!
Oooh, yes, I love a Lucifer who can change up his body, hes got the toys & knows how to play with them!
I love the idea that Alastor would pull out all the stops. He can be incredibly charming when it suits him. I think Lucifer would enjoy not being deferred to as a king, but cared for as a lover.
Al is totally capable of being Unspeakably Charming and Lu is gonna soak it up like a sponge - they can Out-Charm one another sometimes too, since Lucifer is ALSO capable of acting like The Original Debonair Gentleman (something Al would appreciate I think)
I'm firmly of the opinion that although he may Be In Hell For Good Reasons, Alastor's mama didn't raise no ill-mannered boor and it *shows* occasionally XD Agree that Lu might despise all the asskissing that comes with being King but a lover who treats him with Good Old-fashioned Manners? *swoon*
Alastor is sometimes overwhelmed by his powers and Luci takes care of him ❤️ I really liked your eldritch version but I also read a fic where it was migraines.
Ooh, that’s a good headcanon. I like the idea that sinner demons aren’t supposed to have that much power and it’s difficult for them to cope sometimes. ❤️
I think I like it most when Alastor specifically has problems because he's basically just one big receiver and getting frequencies that where not meant to be picked up by humans.
And Lucifer sheltering him or comforting him by talking about these frequencies and the information they hold 😍
i love the hc alastor naturally has curly hair but doesn't let anyone see them, unless he's very comfortable with someone; lucifer gradually becomes one of the very few people to have the privilege to see the curls
Oh noo 😢 hope you will feel better soon 🫂 Heres a comic idea I have in my back pocket: Lucifer messing with the music when Alastor cant change it (he is in the shower or doing a task), but he cant resist doing karaoke on the music playing so he sing to whatever weird music Lucifer putted
they're switchies, but with the addition of Alastor demanding control at all times no matter what. Luci's all about free well, but can't be obedient -literally- to save his life.
Al has been a terrible insomniac throughout his entire existence. When he begins sleeping with Luci, however, he finally feels safe enough to let his guard down, and now sleeps comfortably and restfully.
Al was broke-ass and homeless when he first came to the hotel, as his house and all his stuff were sold at auction when he disappeared. Luci knows it and wants to shower him with gifts, but Al’s pride won’t let him accept them, so Luci has to figure out ways to spoil him without him realizing it.
A lovely antique radio ends up in his room, oh, some guest must’ve left it behind! His shoes were starting to get worn and one morning the soles are perfectly replaced and they’re even shined.
‘Well? Are you going to try persuading me we have elves, now?”
I once read something (I think it was on reddit?) where someone was upset that her partner never said I love you. Then she discovered that he had a little "squeeze your hand 3 times" means ily or other 3s.
I think Alastor does the same. Won't say ily out loud but says it all the time in other ways
Petting Alastor's ears is a comfort for both Lucifer and Alastor - but Lucifer didn't realise Al knew he liked it too until he offers it on a day Luci is feeling particularly depressed
Late winter/early spring deer shed their antlers and Alastor’s head gets sore. Lucifer will rub his head and massage around his antlers until they pop off.
Luci needs an extra large bathtub to clean his wings and Al loves watching his overgrown pigeon splash around and ruffle his feathers
Aww, I love that, I love to think they’re together long enough for it to become something of a ritual. Lucifer always makes sure to have Alastor’s favorite drink & a plate of snacks, and a cloth to press over the spot where it bleeds so it doesn’t mess the sheets.
The snake on Luci's hat is alive and when Alastor realised that he freaks out. Luci at first thinks he's scared of them, but no, Alastor is excited because the snake reminds him of his Louisiana home and he coos over the snake to the point Luci gets jealous. 😂
not exactly a radioapple headcanon, but I like to think that Alastor is secretly a baseball fan. maybe when lucifer finds out he makes hell's first baseball league? he'd make sure one of the teams is specifically dedicated to alastor, for sure! *insert clever radio themed team name here*
I can’t decide if Alastor is fluffy or not…so I think of him with chest fluff and really fine velvet fuzz (like some deer antlers) everywhere else. Very touchable. But he only lets Lucifer.
Lucifer is not subtle when jealous over Alastor but Alastor is the more jealous of the two, as will gouge your eyes out if you dare look "unrespectfully" at HIS devil and remove body parts if you touch him...but only once Lucifer can't see it.
Radioapple tries to be sneaky about their partnership, but Lucifer blows it by rushing to get ready in the morning and coming downstairs wearing the wrong bowtie
They have way too much in common (not that either of them would ever admit it) to not end up as at the very least frenemies in canon (if not more). And when they finally, begrudgingly, end up as frenemies (which is inevitable), it's going to piss them off sooooooo much! 🤣
Lucifer: I hate you!
Alastor: I hate you, too!
Lucifer: So... Coffee?
Alastor: Sure. The usual place?
Lucifer: Pfft, of course.
Alastor: I still hate you, though.
Lucifer: Yep, hate you too.
Both Al and Luci have some deer and bird behaviours. It gets funny when their mating cycles synchronize; Al- a bit more eldritch, unhinged and antlered than normal- trots through his bayou calling through the woods for his mate (with both deer noises AND distorted screams of the damned) [1/2]
Ready for a WILD night, meanwhile Luci fluffs his wings and builds comfy nest of the softest pillows and warmest blankets he can find, adds a few of his feathers for good measure, and looks for his mate to envelop him in his wings and show him gentlest love. There is a slight conflict of interests
Well, there can be some... drawbacks... of being mate of primordial angel. If divine being beyond the laws of the universe decides he wants cuddly tender sex, he gets cuddly tender sex, even if his deer is trashing, biting, wiggling his tentacles and generally eldritching in his arms
🫂🫂 i hope things get better for you.
Headcannons... I actually love the idea that they aren't any different in public while dating but are completely different to each other when they are alone
My fav head cannons are: Lucifer has dabbled in cannibalism, Alastor has a tail that he hates but Lucifer loves, Alastor is a total sucker for Lucifer’s demonic form, Lucifer acts like a clown around his daughter and others because he doesn’t like being treated like “a King,” and they both dance!
One of my Luci headcanons is that he was always a red angel (A lot of people like to turn him blue in his pre-fall form. Blue eyes, blue or pure white wings, blue accents on his clothes), and when he was cast out heaven stopped using any red in their decorating and architecture.
Sometimes when Alastor has a difficult day he just doesn’t want to be touched. He wants to be close to Luci, like a cat that wants to be near you but scratches when actually held. Any foreign sensation is like sandpaper against his skin. It’s sensory overload and he has to escape. /1
Other times, he will be irritated, fidgety with joints cracking obscenely while he waits for Lucifer to get home. He feels his absence like a physical detachment. He won’t be happy until he’s finally touching his king again and not letting go for hours. /2
(Can’t get over the idea of Alastor being a very flighty but needy boy, and those two conflicting emotions causing whiplash for Lucifer until the two of them work it out) /3
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I'm sure its been said already but I love the headcanon that alastor never really learned how to trim his hooves so they were really ugly and overgrown until luci came along and helped him trim off the excess :p
A few cuddles and he MELTS, despite acting like he doesn't 👀
The moment someone else is present he becomes his usual self lol
That doesn't mean Lucifer is better
Oh lord, he's WORSE but he gains advantage because he has more relationship experience
Emotional swings. Denial of feelings. Past abuse and recovery from it. Virgin Al (oooh yes...❤️🔥)
Asshole Vox. Golden sweet blood. Bites. They're switches.
And the most important thing 👉🏼 happy ending!
Here I recently drew how Al terrorizes his neighbors. Maybe Lucy lives somewhere near. =3
Lucifer needs more time to be lusty for Alastor’s eldritch form!
Hm, avorite headcanons....
Lucifer? Can most deffo change his body configuration to suit the mood he and Al are in!
Alastor? When he's *actually properly dating* Lu, he's gonna be predisposed to acting the old fashioned gentlemen, opening doors, pulling chairs, offering his arm!
I love the idea that Alastor would pull out all the stops. He can be incredibly charming when it suits him. I think Lucifer would enjoy not being deferred to as a king, but cared for as a lover.
And just because Alastor has antlers, it doesn’t mean he can’t get horny…😂
I hope you feel better soon ♥️
Some suave Luci and happy Al content:
Ooh, that’s a good headcanon. I like the idea that sinner demons aren’t supposed to have that much power and it’s difficult for them to cope sometimes. ❤️
And Lucifer sheltering him or comforting him by talking about these frequencies and the information they hold 😍
‘Well? Are you going to try persuading me we have elves, now?”
‘Hey, babe, all guests are welcome!’
I think Alastor does the same. Won't say ily out loud but says it all the time in other ways
Luci needs an extra large bathtub to clean his wings and Al loves watching his overgrown pigeon splash around and ruffle his feathers
Bathtime needs extra large towels.
And Lucifer loves to touch cause textuuure
My fave fic I’ve done is probably this: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63943810
Alastor: I hate you, too!
Lucifer: So... Coffee?
Alastor: Sure. The usual place?
Lucifer: Pfft, of course.
Alastor: I still hate you, though.
Lucifer: Yep, hate you too.
Headcannons... I actually love the idea that they aren't any different in public while dating but are completely different to each other when they are alone
This is still one of my top faves I’ve drawn of the silly goobers.
https://bsky.app/profile/bluekoinu.bsky.social/post/3la7n7vzywo26