Look, I dream of being a woman with a skincare routine, that always smells good, and eats vegetables. But I am a swamp demon and I'm doing what I can with that. - ThreadSky

madammaleficent.bsky.social • 31 days ago

Look, I dream of being a woman with a skincare routine, that always smells good, and eats vegetables.
But I am a swamp demon and I'm doing what I can with that.

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elliot500.bsky.social•31 days ago

Why do women need a skin care routine but men don't?

elliot500.bsky.social•30 days ago

No? Anyone?

mysonorandesert.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oh yeah. I've known men with very complicated, very particular skin care regimens. I was like, how do you find the time? And what did you have to give up to be able to afford that routine?!

elliot500.bsky.social•30 days ago

I've never known a man to have such a routine. Of course there are some skin conditions but that's a different thing. Basically I'm implying that the patriarchy still tells women what to do and they'll go along with it without question. Shame, really.

rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social•30 days ago

My 19 yr old told me I used to smell like coconut oil and exotic incense, when I was going through my spiritual fixation, but now I smell like weed and a hint of B.O., but "Like, Mom B.O., so it still smells good."
I'm okay with that. 😁

ydoyouask.bsky.social•30 days ago

My skincare routine is trying not to cut myself with the knife while hacking a piece of cheese off the block.

samvazhue.bsky.social•31 days ago

You can take it one step at a time! I have a skincare routine, but the rest of my life is... less than together, to put it mildly. My skincare routine brings me a moment of joy every time I do it!

boomersinthehouse.bsky.social•30 days ago

A “skin care routine” lasts about one night with me. I’d rather be in bed.

madammaleficent.bsky.social•30 days ago

Mine is soap and water. Maybe some skin lotion if I think about it

rockinkiwi.bsky.social•30 days ago

bluecandace.bsky.social•30 days ago

I love ya, Jeanine 💙

thirdzenith.bsky.social•30 days ago

On the plus side, swamp demons are always perfectly moisturized! 🤷🏼‍♂️

justplainanne.bsky.social•30 days ago

You are not alone! lol

emmasdogma.bsky.social•30 days ago

Vegetables are overrated

filmingdoc.bsky.social•31 days ago

I can relate.

andreatodd.bsky.social•30 days ago

Swamp demon for the win!

crunknpunch.bsky.social•30 days ago

There are absolutely vegetables in nachos

bellacissa.bsky.social•30 days ago

I'll let you in on a little secret.

The women you describe secretly wish they could live the "zero fucks" lifestyle that we live.

evangeline63.bsky.social•30 days ago

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA 🐊 SHAKEEEYAAA SHIMMYYY SWAP DEMON🤣😂🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

stickit2stage4.bsky.social•30 days ago

silverpoet.bsky.social•31 days ago

Wonderful to meet you. I can bring snacks

madammaleficent.bsky.social•31 days ago

Oooh please. I’ll get us some drinks and a dip

lorencol.bsky.social•30 days ago

We all do the best we can. I found 2 eggs in the back of fridge. Might not be good to eat but I’m going to use those eggs whites as a mask for my face!!!

ltlirish.bsky.social•31 days ago

I thought I’d shower before noon today. Instead, I ate more pastries than any human should. Am I failing at adulting?

Oh look - we still have Pop-tarts!

samvazhue.bsky.social•31 days ago

Always down for a pastry pause!!

jeanthejust.bsky.social•30 days ago

Secret from a 72 year old. We do adulting in order to put food on the table and to teach our kids what the rules are of society. But when we are old we gradually realize we can stop now. I'm having pastry for breakfast, and I'll shower when I darn well please, which might be tomorrow.

ltlirish.bsky.social•30 days ago

Respect from a 56 year old. I’ve adulted two progressive, liberal daughters who have an astute awareness of right and wrong. They never wanted for anything, and still tell me how thankful they are that I “kept my thumb on them.” I ate the whole Kringle. I showered. Evens it out. Ha!

jeanthejust.bsky.social•30 days ago

You have succeeded at adulting. You can check that off the list. Now the task is to remember self care, which often includes pastry. I walked 8000 steps yesterday and hope to do 6000 or 7000 today.

ltlirish.bsky.social•30 days ago

After the 2016 Moron War I, I did a 5-mile “hate run.” After the start of the 2024 Moron War II, I shut myself away from most social media and all MSM. I’m meeting the eldest daughter (and fam) for a dinner out tonight. Her in-laws are 🍊💩 fans, so I’ll have lots of cheese to cope. 😜 Crush the 7000!!

jeanthejust.bsky.social•29 days ago

Wow. I have given up all my Magat acquaintances, so I don't have to put up with that. Cheese is good.

hij123.bsky.social•31 days ago

Hi 👋

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