Meet Jofum Peck "The Brazen Baron": water diviner/thespian arrested for ACTING (they called it "impersonating the Baron", so a testament to talent I think).
Will win Valley100.
Sweet spot: 89-95
Luck: 3
Alignment: Even
Starting location: 19
#VALLEY100
Will win Valley100.
Sweet spot: 89-95
Luck: 3
Alignment: Even
Starting location: 19
#VALLEY100
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*From ‘neath the beard:*
“T̖͈̻͕̳̋͐͒͛H̗̿̅͒́̄̓̀̚I̢̫̰͎͈̣͉̻͋S̡͙̣͔̣̓̿̏̉͘̕͝ ̨͚̟̜̲͗̓N̨͓̮͇͍̮͈̼̕Ḯ͔̰̪̬͑́́̋G̗̦͉͈̮̠̗̏͐͑̈̆̐̅͠H̤̺͇̭̲̙̟͗T͇͕̣̈́̀̒̆̚͝͠ ̛͍͖͓͕̠͈̦͙̇̅̑̉̀͝T͙̟̱̿͜ͅH͎͉̼̺̽̅̆̿̊E̢̲̱͕̽̀͋̀̏ ̨̩̙͓͉̟̏B̘͓̥̫͖̣͉̦̾͝Ã͖̙͎̮̟̃̿R̗̮̭̖̦̀̏͛̚͝ͅO̘̝͕͖̫͊͒̆̚N͖̠̙̠͎̱͙̪̽̊͒ ̡̨͍̤̹͖̭̅̄̅ͅD̛̜̗̞̗̱̻͍̽͂̒̆̿͜͠R̨̛̗͓̞͕͚̰͇͂͂̓̈̇̊E͙̔̌̑̒̋A͖̯̝͍͓͚͆̆́͜M̙̦͉̓͒͆̉͂͠Ş͇̐̈́ ̯̖̮͒̊͘͝͝O̩̣͊̉̔̆̄̋͠F͇̠̂͒͂͠ ̙̤̩̟̄H̨͓̗̥̟̞͎͆̌͊̀̊̔̕͜͝Ḭ̛̯͕̈͑̄́͌̈́͜͝S͙͙̰̥̰̱͒̀̈́͛ͅ ̡̢͎̗͕̩̳͋̈́͋͝Ô̲̣͍̬͙͍̺Ẅ͙̪̲̾̔N̦̤͚͇̄̿͑̇͑ ͖̰̹̩̅̎̐͆͂͌͐͠ͅD̡̈́̂̉E̛̛̜̹̭̽̀̌͘M̩̤̓̎̍̐͝I̥͈̱͌̍͝Ş̛̠̘̹̠̟͓͍̀͋͗͒́È̥͍͔̜̙̈́́̑͐̊.͇̝̼̯͕̹̓͂͜
̨͉̟͎́͝T̡̮͇̺̘̳̏̊͗̒Ḩ̛̥͇̱̼̱̳̜͗Ḯ͔̹́̍Ṡ̡̮͇̲́̓̕͘ͅ ̭̋̐̎̔̉̕͝P̜̼̳͑̄̓̚Ř̬̝̫̇̇͐͜Ò̟̺̪̆͂̏͜P̗͔̩̤̹̿́̎̎̏͐̂H̼͎̠̿É̜̃̀͑̓͒͘T̘̲̟̽́̃̈́̋͝͠I̖͗̅̄͐̕̚C̡͍͖̜̓̆̉̒̇͘̚͜ ̢̰̼̣̳̅͝V̖́I̯̤̅͂̎́̚Ş̻̗̰͔́I̜̼͊̿̐̓̎̏̍O͈̥̼̅N̳̠̯̲͑̎̾̋̀̀͜ͅ ͕̘̜̮̖͉̠̰̒͗Ẅ̞͕̯̘̩̝́͆͝͝Í̺̯̖̟̣͍͖͝͝L͉̘͚̍͒̀̏̔̎͒͘ͅL̰̯̲̟̙͖̐̊ ̝̤̗̤̖̌̌̕C̤̳̩̪̿O̰̲͎̒̎͂̚M̃̆̒͊̕͜Ȩ̈́͗͗̌̅̔̔͝ ̮̘͙̒ͅT̳̝̍̃̚̚O̩̤̝̗̗̒̀̌̕ ̨̗̰̫̱̯̠͙̎͆́P͙͚͆͌̔̚͝Ä̗͓̗̼̲̞́̏̀̋́͜Ṡ̳͇́̀̆̏̀́Ṣ̢̝̒̽͆ ͍͒̔͒̇̽ͅI̢̛̫̽͗̇̓N̰̥͋͑̐ ̹̙̔͐3̙̫̟̳͉̪͇̍̂͆̐͊̄0̻̩͊̉́̀̉̈́̈́̕ ̧̩͓̞̫̿͛̈́̍͒͝D̛̝͇̀͊̅̓̕͝A̡̞̫̣͇̙̞͌́͛̑̒Y̰͝’̘͍͎̬̙͙̯̩̾͋͌̈́̕͝S̼͎̝͖̗̪̆͋̍̓̐͘͘͠ ̟̜̱̪́̌͝T̩͚͚́̈́I̧̗̮͖͔̊̕M̯̐̓E̙̣̤͙̗̺̩̋̔͒̈́́͂͘͜͠.͎͉͖͓͈͑̄̂”