Yeah, I gave the piece a quick once-over but it just sounds like... if you funneled three beers into me and said "write a paragraph on how Liz Truss makes roast potatoes" this is exactly what I'd come up with.
"Skip all the tried-and-tested stuff, just chuck it in there, it'll be great!"
Makes you wonder how she managed to screw up the economy, make everyone's mortgage unaffordable, and claim that it was everyone else's fault for not understanding what she was doing. I wonder who will be getting it in the neck for her crimes against potatoes?
Don’t peel or parboil: the laissez-faire method of roasting potatoes, as taught by the IEA, the Tufton Street stink tank that boasted of ‘incubating Liz Truss’.
But no competent home cook would follow Truss’ advice, and a crime against spuds won’t crash the economy. 🥔 🥬
It's just mind-boggling how weird shit like this just pops up no matter how deep and minute in detail you go into these people's lives, like their bonker-ness exists in fractals down to the planck scale.
The only difference in the way I roast my tatties, is I peel them. I have never par boiled them or pre-heated the oven. I cut them in half length ways and they come out perfect.
Comments
1.) A pisstake
2.) An actual report of something she said/thinks
3.) Both an actual report and a pisstake ("Forget it Jake, it's Politico-town!")
"Skip all the tried-and-tested stuff, just chuck it in there, it'll be great!"
(the potatoes)
But no competent home cook would follow Truss’ advice, and a crime against spuds won’t crash the economy. 🥔 🥬