(first page of a fantasy book) what the fuck is a Glimbelshaft, why is everyone excited, who the fuck is Blerd. (300th page of fantasy book) if someone doesn't ask Blerd to the Glimbelshaft Ball I am going to kill myself - ThreadSky

stepheniscowboy.bsky.social • 103 days ago

(first page of a fantasy book) what the fuck is a Glimbelshaft, why is everyone excited, who the fuck is Blerd.

(300th page of fantasy book) if someone doesn't ask Blerd to the Glimbelshaft Ball I am going to kill myself