Almost every day for the last 3 weeks, someone inevitably asks me, “Have you heard the latest?!” My response is always the same. “Is he dead?” So far, I have been really disappointed to find out he isn’t. One day. One day. - ThreadSky

Whenever we turn off the news for awhile, I feel the need to check in or check here to see if he's dead after a few hours.

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oldster8675309.bsky.social•16 days ago

We think alike.

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saracheri.bsky.social•16 days ago

That day will be one of the happiest of my life! Along with millions of others,I'm sure.

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bornblond2.bsky.social•16 days ago

Yes! My biggest fear is that he will out live me, seriously a concern of mine. I despise him so. Sigh

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debs1096.bsky.social•16 days ago

I am really really surprised that no one has tried taking one for the team...had the two so-called staged attempts been real it would have been one and done by serious people

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porschewidow.bsky.social•16 days ago

Not joking when I tell you every morning my husband asks if he’s dead yet 🤣

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livedlearned.bsky.social•17 days ago

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ripfriattfro.bsky.social•16 days ago

Really? For only the last 3 weeks?? I've been hoping for this since the Fat Orange One rolled down that escalator and talked shite about Mexicans!

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woodyphi.bsky.social•15 days ago

Anyone who likes this is my kind of people. All followed.
💙

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bityz.bsky.social•16 days ago

#IsHeDeadYet

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woodyphi.bsky.social•16 days ago

Love it. We need to get this trending.

#IsHeDeadYet

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sanchezroger.bsky.social•16 days ago

Yeah, I keep waiting for this to end like in the movies.

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woodyphi.bsky.social•16 days ago

With him strapped to something dropped from a plane ala ‘Dr. Strangelove’?

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sanchezroger.bsky.social•15 days ago

The ending could be as simple as two weirdly coincidental, natural deaths.

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woodyphi.bsky.social•15 days ago

Like ‘No Country’? Ended by some dumbfuck running a stop sign? That would be lamb.

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kimhodges.bsky.social•16 days ago

Same

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annielynnshea.bsky.social•15 days ago

Honestly just waiting to be able to do this

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woodyphi.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m stocking up the piss bottles.

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catlady49ers.bsky.social•16 days ago

He would suffer a lot more in prison!

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woodyphi.bsky.social•16 days ago

We pissed away that option.

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deke2645.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤞

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rjwhitakertx.bsky.social•15 days ago

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urquelldude.bsky.social•16 days ago

What do you think will happen when he does die? Will MAGA just evaporate or will Vance or someone else try to pick up the mantle?

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whiteorchid541.bsky.social•16 days ago

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kjginark.bsky.social•16 days ago

I feel this.

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thenicabides.bsky.social•16 days ago

The news of his demise is the only news I want to hear about him.

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lizdemblue.bsky.social•16 days ago

😳

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ckdexter15.bsky.social•16 days ago

The bad news is both his parents lived to their late 80s-early 90s.

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woodyphi.bsky.social•16 days ago

Big Macs, Xanax, Adderall, and Diet Cokes didn’t exist back then. Only syphilis.

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ckdexter15.bsky.social•16 days ago

That Kissinger account can be re-named & revived.

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jim-f.bsky.social•16 days ago

Soon. Let's hope.

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bajamama03.bsky.social•16 days ago

Putting this picture on my manifest board. Tyvm

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concerned1242.bsky.social•16 days ago

Can't wait

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woodyphi.bsky.social•16 days ago

Will be wild.

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shineyalbatross.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤞🙏🍀

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proudatheist.bsky.social•16 days ago

Great wish....but Shady Vance takes over!!!

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rachelec.bsky.social•16 days ago

Not soon enough.

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chellek.bsky.social•16 days ago

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princessofchaos96.bsky.social•16 days ago

When the 1st "assassination attempt" happened, I was then working a 2nd job in a small store. A customer came in and asked if we heard "President trump" got shot. My 1st was response was to say he's not the president. Then I said "is he dead?" way too excitedly. She was a MAGA 😂

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