Sorry, I am late. Got held up on the road by some drunken hobbits. Kept asking me about someone named "Baggins". - ThreadSky

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social • 41 days ago

Sorry, I am late. Got held up on the road by some drunken hobbits. Kept asking me about someone named "Baggins".

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glugsadorableears.bsky.social•41 days ago

Hobbits?? That is something to eat yes?

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

Small people, Glug. Hairy feet.Um....they might object to being eaten. I have heard they have numerous breakfasts.

glugsadorableears.bsky.social•41 days ago

Oh I thought you talked about these cookies. My bad 😅

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

Oh yes...yes!! Definitely referring to cookies! 👀

glugsadorableears.bsky.social•41 days ago

Silly, cookies don't have feet. Every baby uruk knows that 😌

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

Thee are right. Alright, does thee know Lady Anna? She is a hobbit. Would you want to eat her?

maelomion.bsky.social•41 days ago

Too bad you are not collecting fingers anymore. That threat may have set them on their way

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

*Leans forward to whisper* I never really collected fingers.

maelomion.bsky.social•41 days ago

You say that as if I did not know 😌

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

*Grins* It is very hard to fool an elf.

maelomion.bsky.social•41 days ago

Especially this elf

Speaking of...where is your elleth?

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

I have no idea. She has been absent quite a bit lately. For a while, I feared that she had gone into the west. I worry about her, Maeglin.

adaristired.bsky.social•41 days ago

Looking neat there, Khamul 😎 It is the first time I hear about a traffic jam of Hobbits👀

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

They were annoying. They kept asking for directions to the Shire. I have no idea where that is! Thank thee very much, Adar. Maybe the clothes made those hobbits think I was just a traveler? 🤔

ungolunhinged.bsky.social•41 days ago

They must’ve heard the word “jam” and got excited 👀

Good to see you again, Khamul!

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

Lady Goli! Thee looks amazing in those high boots. Thee should be careful on the roads tonight. They are clogged with drunken hobbits!

ungolunhinged.bsky.social•41 days ago

Thank you 😊

I have not seen these merry hobbits 👀 I’m intrigued.

khamulnazgulno1.bsky.social•41 days ago

What does one call a group of drunken hobbits? A herd...a flock?

ungolunhinged.bsky.social•41 days ago

A… half pint? A mathom? An unexpected party?

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