So I made myself a sandwich late last night, optimistically thinking that I’d get at least halfway through it before I crashed. I had exactly one bite.
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To top it off, I’d put the plate on this body pillow I have next to me, used for when I can’t be bothered to eat food elsewhere, and the sandwich fell off of it while I slept, leaving me at first thinking that I’d finished the sandwich, and then realizing I had sandwich halves just.. on my bed.
Stale sandwich halves. Just. Sitting on my bed. I put them in the compost bin and the plate in the sink, now with a very noticeable peanut butter stain stuck to it that didn’t come off when I ran the tap over it, and wondered how my life had come to this–
I then went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth like it was any normal day. My current problem consists of having my cat sleeping on my very hungry stomach and not having the nerve to push him off. So. How’s your day been?
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