Her:Coffee is bad for you Me: So is a shovel to the face now MYODB Susan - ThreadSky

readerwritergirl.bsky.social•2 days ago

Some days I need a third cup to use grownup manners. 🤦‍♀️😂💙☕️☕️☕️

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angiseyes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Meanwhile, the post below yours, "Coffee boosts beneficial gut bacterium" 🤣 Seriously. Funny.

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bentropybam.bsky.social•2 days ago

I actually saw this happen to a dude in the next door drive way ( a long time ago)
Exactly like a horror movie

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omgmichael.bsky.social•2 days ago

Coffee is bad for her…

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mistiraine.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is one of the first things I saw this morning. Thank you for having it be great and funny!

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤗🤣 & ty for the follow 🤍🧚

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marginman3.bsky.social•2 days ago

Susan is the worst.

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michiganpapa.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good morning...

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ohhh wide coverage, perfecto!! 🤣

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chrisgroombridge.bsky.social•2 days ago

Morning beautiful x. Lovely talk I see your having 🤣.

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m a perfectionist what can I say 😜 morning C 🧚💐

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chrisgroombridge.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hello gorgeous. I'm glad I'm on your good side, my nose is already wobbly without getting smashed with a shovel. Do you get on with your neighbours 🤔🤪😘

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michiganpapa.bsky.social•2 days ago

😆

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michiganpapa.bsky.social•2 days ago

😊👍

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windhorse23.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

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steve-anderson1.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣

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hippiewitch17.bsky.social•2 days ago

Susan must be Mormon 😂

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stevehatcher.bsky.social•2 days ago

3 cups of coffee a day for the past 71 yrs, since the day I started working. Perfect health

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olden-cranky.bsky.social•2 days ago

I adore you more than mere words can express. (except for the part about just spitting my coffee on my phone)

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣💕🤣

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atlasparker.bsky.social•2 days ago

Make Your Own Damn Bread?

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cathbee.bsky.social•2 days ago

😆 Do we knead to?

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terre-d-oc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Today, only 14 of the last 50 headlines I've read about 'coffee's impact on health' said it was bad for me.

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nosoupforglen.bsky.social•2 days ago

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zipanmars.bsky.social•2 days ago

Me without caffeine would be far worse for other people

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dreamcatcher01.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂 You always put things in perspective for me. Have a wonderful day Blue. 💙❄️🦋✨️

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

Coffee will do that - morning lovely DC 🧚💕🧚

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dreamcatcher01.bsky.social•2 days ago

So I'm told. 😁✨️

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dgillard2024.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel this so much! 🤣🤪

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buttonpusher42.bsky.social•2 days ago

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redgmac.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/erictopol.bsky.social/post/3lilcaoyf5c2m

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janejune.bsky.social•2 days ago

A mug of Cafe Bustelo instant expresso and a dash of half 'n half and I am a happy woman. For a few minutes, anyway. 😉GOOD MORNING!

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sounds delish JJ, I’ll have 7 pls. Morning sugar plum 🤍🧚

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janejune.bsky.social•2 days ago

😘☕

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forcemanure.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sue
"I brought cupcakes!"

Susan
"I had your car towed while you were working on Saturday"

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reballiancejjm.bsky.social•2 days ago

People who drink coffee kill themselves less than people who don't.
I chose to live.

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jeffthompson48.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fuck Susan! I hate her!

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

She’s a real bitch 🤣 ps. you would been a great bff 🤍

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outwithlanterns.bsky.social•2 days ago

Coffee is the main source of antioxidants in the average American’s diet. Do, just remind them that you drink your bean-water to hedge your bets against Cancer! There.

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ayallgood.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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kaisardragon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nothing more bad for your health than telling me my only joy in life is bad for my health.

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flowirrational.bsky.social•2 days ago

Coffee is a health positive according to almost all existent data.

Instead of threatening violence you could just educate them.

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josh.caladia.dev•2 days ago

not sure where you got this info but it's really not healthy at all, and highly addictive. arguably, threatening violence proves that this person has an addiction they're unwilling to address

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flowirrational.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://academic.oup.com/eurheartj/advance-article/doi/10.1093/eurheartj/ehae871/7928425

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flowirrational.bsky.social•2 days ago

Multiple studies have found that drinking coffee in moderation is associated with a lower risk of death, including from cardiovascular disease, cancer, and all causes.

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josh.caladia.dev•2 days ago

this person is clearly not drinking it in moderation

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flowirrational.bsky.social•1 day ago

hmmmm

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txdicky.bsky.social•2 days ago

I could really use a coffee or a shovel to the face right now. Maybe both?

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pah81.bsky.social•2 days ago

Shovelful of coffee straight to face, lets save some time.

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gwenfilosamedia.bsky.social•2 days ago

Soulmate

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suewho82.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just a guess here but Collins?

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deecma.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣

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gwenfilosamedia.bsky.social•2 days ago

Susan is really pushing it today!

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edsplace.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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rhymenoserousrex.bsky.social•2 days ago

Coffee isn’t bad for you tho.

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synthandrus.bsky.social•2 days ago

Me without coffee is bad for YOU, Susan.

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obrienp.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣
Needed to get to airport in a hurry.
Left hotel without coffee, weighted down with backpacks
and hauling luggage.
I told my husband of many years, "If you say anything to me, it's over!"
Once I had my caffeine fix, I apologized profusely!
🤷‍♀️😅😂

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bluesnowflake.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hahaha- ty I needed that chuckle!

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