Just been looking at a book called "If I Had a Crocodile" and I just don't think that's the way a friendship between a human child and a crocodile would really pan out. - ThreadSky

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kirkdalebooks.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Just been looking at a book called "If I Had a Crocodile" and I just don't think that's the way a friendship between a human child and a crocodile would really pan out.

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levistahl.bsky.social•2 days ago

alligators tho

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligator-farm-los-angeles-180957172/

kirkdalebooks.bsky.social•2 days ago

hoo boy

swaefastide.bsky.social•2 days ago

but...but that's inside the room! it can't be, it must be reading it wrong. or *you're* reading *it* wrong mayb-SNAPPP

swaefastide.bsky.social•2 days ago

do you remember the video of baby crocodiles going pewpewpew that everyone liked a few years ago
I believe pewpewpew translated as "we shall eat him"

swaefastide.bsky.social•2 days ago

oh here it is
pingpingpingpingweshalleathim
https://www.tiktok.com/@whistle/video/6738491708482342149?lang=en

kirkdalebooks.bsky.social•2 days ago

Which in turn reminds me of this masterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI

scosthrop.bsky.social•2 days ago

I could easily be convinced that this is an outtake from The Day Today.

kirkdalebooks.bsky.social•2 days ago

That sound is just *perfection*

swaefastide.bsky.social•2 days ago

@regretteruane.bsky.social
:))))

kirkdalebooks.bsky.social•2 days ago

I remember this from an Attenborough thing many years ago. Mind-boggling. Nature red in tooth and claw

swaefastide.bsky.social•2 days ago

I am very cute and squeaky
but do come back in six weeksy

traviata.bsky.social•2 days ago

As a child I was advised to never smile at a crocodile, and I can truthfully say that advice has stood me in good stead so far.

kirkdalebooks.bsky.social•2 days ago

I had the same advice. Fortunately the scenario in question has not yet come up!

stanleybad.bsky.social•2 days ago

I smiled at an aligator
AND LIVED
(if you can call this living).

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