guys my deep cut joke about rep keating and joseph n. welch and massachusetts is much better! it had historical layers and oblique references to maccarthyism! please positively reinforce my bad behavior of making jokes that require research!
Eh, you can eat a couple of dogs in a short amount of time and do something else after, whereas one of those fancy 5 course meals is going to pin you in a chair for 2 or 3 hours according to a very brief Google search. Hot dogs just saved about 2 hours and 55 minutes of your life. Hot dog wins.
I was looking into this today. Occasionally, I grab a couple of 7-11 hot dogs and the thirst I get a couple of hours later is off the charts. I was checking out the chemical ingredients and it really put me off - tons of sodium. Johnson's do a much healthier alternative. No thirst!
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I am here for a good time, not a long time.
If I can eat some form of a sausage bun from an Asian bakery for breakfast, I most certainly can eat a Costco hot dog for brekkie.
That's just what they are known for.
Interestingly enough, I have never had their meatballs.
Have that on my bucket list of eats.
Though, I have had their salmon and chocolate cake and they were both delicious.
TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
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I'd rather risk several days/weeks/months/years worth of hotdogs than waste that 3 minutes.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/dec/30/single-cigarette-takes-20-minutes-off-life-expectancy-study