Crinkle is complicated tho because when they’re crispy, they’re above shoestring fries, but when they’re not cooked as much as I’d like they’re like chewing glue
Curly feels like cheating because the standard prep involves a different seasoning, so I think I’d go crinkle (though I’d never turn any fry down lol). I did used to go hard on the waffle fries before the one mainstream place to get them started funding conversion therapy 🙃
The Hamburger Mary’s (a drag oriented burger joint with a small smattering of locations across the US) down in Tampa started doing a “hate free chicken sandwich” with waffle fries and lemonade that I lived on for a while until I went veg lol
Hell yeah, definitely a great time. I used to basically live at the one in Tampa, Ive even referenced them in a couple of my songs lol Used to do Fishbowl bingo and order a whole ass fishbowl full of booze and a a burger the size of my head 🤣
so after a Google search I have to ask why would you make that fry shape?? what was the reason? They are so skinny and long 😭 (I have encountered kinda some similar but they are really short so they are used mainly in hot dogs as toppings)
I love all but shoestring. My favorite are the waffle fries that didn't get the holes punched through, so you're basically just eating a fried potato (like this)
you have sparked in me the idea to make a tier ranking of fast food fries as someone who unfortunately grew up with a father who bought us fast food about 3-5 times a week for 18 years of my life bc he was addicted so i am practically an expert stay tuned
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2. Curly Fries
3. Steak Fries (specifically Red Robin)
4. Shoestring Fries
5. Straight
Waffle also great!