A door suddenly appears out of thin air. It opens, and Dave walks out. He rubs against your legs, then looks at you. You understand that you will now pet him, or perish.
Comments
Log in with your Bluesky account to leave a comment
(You look to the West. You see a pirate ship on the horizon! You are distracted from petting Dave. The pirates arrive and tie you up!! Now you can't pet Dave. What will happen next?)
I would pet Dave if he fell through the ceiling and landed in my plate of delicious spaghetti. I would pet Dave if he poofed into existence in front of my monitor while I was looking for a typo in Arduino code. I would pet Dave no matter what; as long as I had hands, I would pet Dave. 🖤🤍🖤
Awww. I would still pet Dave even if it had been pooped, especially if he was a poor little sick Dave. I love Dave. I think it's the hopeful expression on his little face. ♥️
Comments
(He once had an accident while sitting on my lap, it was so gross but I mostly felt bad for him because he was really sick)