MAGA Seems To (Think?) Turnip Would Have Put Out The Wildfires By Now… 🤪 Via @artcandee.bsky.social - ThreadSky

mcspocky.bsky.social • 102 days ago

MAGA Seems To (Think?) Turnip Would Have Put Out The Wildfires By Now… 🤪
Via @artcandee.bsky.social

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lioncub19.bsky.social•101 days ago

What with?

leftleanin.bsky.social•102 days ago

So why did tfg not stop hurricane deaths? Who forgot to sweep the space coast?

amyoddo.bsky.social•102 days ago

The #ForeverFelon?
Maybe. He is a blow-hard!

d3viousd3vil.bsky.social•102 days ago

He’d be making it worse by throwing paper towel rolls into it.. 😕

traceycavasin.bsky.social•102 days ago

I just can't think of a more disgraceful piece of CACA - like Trump
- 🚽🧻- please flush -

zannesu.bsky.social•102 days ago

Donald Trump is so good he can put it out just by thinking about it..

Also he has a concept of a plan

Put the fire out

ahhaenlighten777.bsky.social•102 days ago

Thank you for the thing named Turnip. It helps .....

the-rougarou.bsky.social•101 days ago

They’ll be arriving at the “find out” part of all their equations soon. The sad part here is that the rest of us will be forced to ride along on that merry-go-round of crazy 😕

franktru01.bsky.social•101 days ago

Yeah at the same time the c*ck gobbler House Speaker want there to be conditions applied to their aid. 🖕MAGA

bealer.net•102 days ago

I lived 12 miles from the Mendo complex fire. I used to sit in my backyard and watch the plume. Also, don't forget the August Complex fire of 2020 that ravaged over a million acres after that freak thunder storm that swept thru Northern California in August 2020.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Complex_fire

bealer.net•102 days ago

Here's a couple pics I took of the plume from the Mendo Complex Fire.
Took me a while to find being six years ago.

badcyclist.bsky.social•102 days ago

Do they not realise a flatulent, farting President can only makes fires worse.
#Methane it’s science … look it.. Oh, I see the problem .. we’re screwed😔

alberto-resists.bsky.social•102 days ago

More like this..

eddie1247.bsky.social•102 days ago

False memories, they remember events in a way that they can feel good about even when those memories have no basis in reality.

childlesscatperson.bsky.social•102 days ago

The same people who think turnip is still going to wave a magic wand and cut grocery prices in half on Jan 20th 🤣

ibathewonderdog.bsky.social•102 days ago

With paper towels 🤔

adewright.bsky.social•102 days ago

How? By throwing Bleach on it???

cindylou1103.bsky.social•101 days ago

Of course, but we know bette, he doesn't even wipe his own ass. He has a diaper Assistant

geenie1234.bsky.social•102 days ago

👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽

will31415.bsky.social•102 days ago

Turnip would be on the front lines of this calamity, leading the greatest raking of forest floors ever seen. His rake would be the most golden, largest, and most wonderful of rakes. Not even going to mention his rakes magical powers of detritus removal. All hail on Turnip.

mcspocky.bsky.social•101 days ago

😂👏

cindylee.bsky.social•102 days ago

If tRump was president it would have been the coolest fire in the history of the United States. No one could have made fire cooler than Donald because no one knows more about fires than Donald. He has a brain - a smart brain. A brain that has lots of big words for fire. Fire listens to Donald.

smartmove.bsky.social•101 days ago

He also couldn’t be bothered to learn the name of the town that burned down.
Poor Pleasure, I bet it was really Paradise living here.

bluefooted13.bsky.social•102 days ago

How many houses were destroyed in that fire and is it called the worst fire In California’s history?🤔 Also, a lot rich celebrity donor homes burned down and that makes a HUGE difference!😒

knuzzi.bsky.social•102 days ago

MAGATs think tRUMP is Chuck Norris 😂🤣

roguecitizenone.bsky.social•102 days ago

Let's parachute him in and see how he does.

will31415.bsky.social•102 days ago

He could quash the fires with his used wet diapers. Truly an American zero.

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