Babies come into the world brand new… and they look to us for guidance… And I’m here to tell you right now baby… Don’t do that - ThreadSky

solomonmissouri.bsky.social • 82 days ago

Babies come into the world brand new… and they look to us for guidance…

And I’m here to tell you right now baby… Don’t do that

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amyhorst.bsky.social•82 days ago

I’m telling my son that this is WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING

okoyessmile.bsky.social•82 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•82 days ago

I’ve seen how these people vote… they taking it to hell

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•82 days ago

Look to yourself baby

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•82 days ago

If you got a white momma… it’s a 50/50 chance

Just on the polling alone it might not work out for you

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•82 days ago

If your daddy a white South African … don’t get in that car with him

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•82 days ago

If your daddy from Canada with bows in his hair… he say the n word but he white too

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•82 days ago

Just trust yourself

sheologian.bsky.social•81 days ago

😂

huegolden.bsky.social•82 days ago

Solomon.

nittanylion4eva.bsky.social•82 days ago

Unhinged, sir! 🤣

designsbyonye.bsky.social•82 days ago

God bless the child...

williamslauram.bsky.social•82 days ago

I can’t be a mentor or give advice to anyone coming up right now because this thread is where I am. My advice is gonna be to run or burn something down.

mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social•82 days ago

I'd say do both. Maybe steal some candy while you're at it.

mrsmilesmom.bsky.social•82 days ago

Sigh. Valid.

nakiajpnw.bsky.social•82 days ago

Is this how you start off baptisms?

mscashawn.bsky.social•81 days ago

QTNA

loozcoilz.bsky.social•82 days ago

Cause I don’t have a clue what I’m doing, little baby. Only thing I was good at was sex 😩

bottyguy.bsky.social•82 days ago

Buddhist babies come into the world, look around, and think “F*ck no, not this again.”

dearyvettebakes.bsky.social•82 days ago

I'm so tickled!

monamechelle.bsky.social•82 days ago

😭😭😭 this is pure hilarity

proflcb.bsky.social•82 days ago

Baby, if your hippie parents try to “unschool” you, use all that independence to walk to the nearest public school.

jamtoday.bsky.social•82 days ago

Kurt Vonnegut would love this, I am certain of that.

paulsaysathing.bsky.social•82 days ago

Baby! Maybe try to familiarize yourself with the concept of "evidence based medicine!" If your family talks about "homeopathy" a lot maybe just ignore them!

paulsaysathing.bsky.social•82 days ago

Oh! If your family or family friends seem to complain about the "New World Order" you probably don't need to retain their opinions about specific groups of people!

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