I'm calling you your skeet/tweet name... if i met you and you was "Grip Bayless" ... I'm calling you "Grip Bayless" in real life who is Angela ????? - ThreadSky

solomonmissouri.bsky.social • 74 days ago

I'm calling you your skeet/tweet name... if i met you and you was "Grip Bayless" ...

I'm calling you "Grip Bayless" in real life

who is Angela ?????

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zl4lovengod.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂🤣💀☠

pocketdog.bsky.social•73 days ago

What?

jamma313.bsky.social•74 days ago

This my nickname from college so I'd answer to it anyway. 😂😂

billnemacheck.bsky.social•73 days ago

College nicknames can be a mixed bag. I had a good one & a bad one.

reactionordinary.bsky.social•74 days ago

Somebody calling me this IRL would be hilarious

mommyunit.bsky.social•74 days ago

This! I enjoy when I'm walking around in Seattle and hearing "MOMMYUNIT!" I answer in kind!! 🥰

jayjustice.net•74 days ago

This is why mine is the name I use all the time lol

herwillbdone.bsky.social•73 days ago

Unc is that you????? Starting stuff already man 🙂‍↔️

stefsull.bsky.social•74 days ago

I 100% do this.

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•74 days ago

Keep that same energy!

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•74 days ago

How you embarrassed by the persona you created????

i figure this the real you anyway

quietriot10.bsky.social•73 days ago

When I set up my SM account the person sitting with me gave me this name saying it was my true nature. I try so very hard to live up to it. Cause I often support the burning it all down circumspectly.

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•74 days ago

No Sheila you may NOT take it back

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•74 days ago

if you wanna be "enviroAvenger1369" in the skeets... you enviroAvenger1369 in the streets

jamma313.bsky.social•74 days ago

😂

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•74 days ago

i dont know full stack developer Peter...

I know "PaulWallsGoldTeeth"

You should have thought about this 10 years ago...

Ball Up Top

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•74 days ago

there is one exception...

"unfriendly black hottie"

not because there is some hard line ... but because there are too many of you and we need a numeric designation

cursed.monster•73 days ago

I’ll own it

thesweetcommunist.bsky.social•74 days ago

I'm cool with this.

On the old bad site, I got occasional automated DMs from a local politician asking me for donations. They opened with "Hey abortions... "

tamaracharese.bsky.social•74 days ago

😭

femmfatale.bsky.social•72 days ago

Put some respect on Big Luisa 🫵🏾

linluv5.bsky.social•72 days ago

asivilezee.bsky.social•74 days ago

Tuh, joke’s on you cause my SM names translate beautifully and are better than my given name

eigenseide.bsky.social•73 days ago

I made arrangements years ago to meet up with a friend from twitter for dinner. Except once I arrived at the restaurant I realized I didn't know her real name or what she looked like. Did I approach a complete stranger and ask "Are you Mommy Unit?" Yes, I did. Happily it was @mommyunit.bsky.social!

mommyunit.bsky.social•73 days ago

I remember!!

seelolago.bsky.social•74 days ago

Related: imma make you a tshirt

morganjarrett.bsky.social•74 days ago

And this is why my ass is always my government name. Don’t wanna have nobody calling me BigRed23 to my face.

okoyessmile.bsky.social•73 days ago

Did you get my Christmas card? When I sent it to the church, I really sat here like…
How do I sign this?🤣🤣🤣

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•73 days ago

you sent it to the country? Snowhill

okoyessmile.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yep. I’m an antique. I still send cards out. If you don’t get it til 2025, all good.

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’ll check this week

okoyessmile.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

modreplica.bsky.social•73 days ago

I've been 'replica' since before social media. Had to add the 'mod' because damned if I have the energy or passion to first-first-first onto every damn thing that pops up. I'm good with it.

(And you're right - this is more me than the person most folks know)

brothaskeeper.bsky.social•73 days ago

"Tell us why you think you're a good fit for our law firm, URemindMeOfMyJeep696969...."

nikkilovesnachos.bsky.social•72 days ago

I'm glad I got out of my supadupafly phase in college.

justmesavy.bsky.social•73 days ago

😭😭

vikinggod.bsky.social•74 days ago

I’m good if someone called me by my online handle…it is easier to pronounce that my real name.

myobsexssions.bsky.social•73 days ago

@talleyberrybaby.bsky.social he said imma call ya by what ya called yaself first. Don’t go changing names now!

docdre.distributedblackness.net•73 days ago

Why you snitch tagging tho??

myobsexssions.bsky.social•73 days ago

It was meant to be a lighthearted tweet. I don’t think Pastor Solomon was being mean or Talley would be offended.

nogodsbutgritty.bsky.social•74 days ago

I regularly get emails sent to me from students of a nun in the Philippines who happens to share my old tumblr name SisterMaryMartha, you have to choose wisely

kttvicious.bsky.social•73 days ago

Mwahahahahaha - I'm okay with this.

pdxjenni.bsky.social•74 days ago

There is a group of attorneys who know me from Tumblr/discord who call me Jenni - previously a family-only nickname - because of my username. Prior to that, I was Gonzopants pretty much everywhere online & there are STILL people from 20 years ago who call me that to my face.

hippodelphia.bsky.social•72 days ago

Bon Bon Le Chocolat, at your service 😎

nakiajpnw.bsky.social•73 days ago

You sure that addressing me as “Your Ladyship” won’t get a little old?

archivistmoth.bsky.social•74 days ago

I once wanted to put a coding project on my resume that I'd co-written with an online friend. The awkwardness of learning each other's IRL names for references was surreal.

blacklikemyart.bsky.social•74 days ago

@talleyberrybaby.bsky.social Lmfaoooooo

twiceonmonday.bsky.social•74 days ago

I don’t know, Occam sounds like you’re clearing your throat. Can I be Blaze???

itsbyice.bsky.social•73 days ago

So many people call me Ice, my sister started doing it. It's actually kinda nice. 😌✨

badicaldude.bsky.social•74 days ago

This is why I'm just me

sadielemoyne.bsky.social•73 days ago

This is my porn name, go for it

ashyknuckles.bsky.social•73 days ago

I accept this

leopardsbeeating.bsky.social•74 days ago

@talleyberrybaby.bsky.social 👀

imaginaryerika.bsky.social•73 days ago

I once met someone I really admired and introduced myself as “Erika” and she looked kinda confused for a moment and then exclaimed, “OH! IMAGINARYERIKA! I know you!”

roane72.bsky.social•73 days ago

I was driving across the Canadian border to visit a dear online friend I'd known for yeeeears. I had a border guard who was nosy and he asked me the name of the person I was visiting, and I COULDN'T REMEMBER HIS REAL NAME. I think I panicked and made something up. @zer0jack.bsky.social

ginneanvb.bsky.social•73 days ago

Oh this is similar to old school girl speak. Oh, you’re going out with science guy again? Girl, how’s things going with dog park guy? Men gotta be very aware of what their most defining character is…

marsaerglo.bsky.social•73 days ago

hELPPP AKFKSKS @talleyberrybaby.bsky.social YOU ON THE JUMBOTRON

karendipitee.bsky.social•74 days ago

Years ago I won tickets to a tennis tournament on Twitter. Showed up at Will Call and asked for tickets for Karendipitee. They eventually found them alphabetized under D. 🤷🏻‍♀️

relo39.bsky.social•73 days ago

Lmaaoo

readincolour.bsky.social•74 days ago

Absolutely. Back in the day when AOL was popping, we had Ebony offline parties and you were whatever your screen name was. Who is Felicia? You’re Ebony Satin!

revtitikym.bsky.social•74 days ago

LOL. There are people who still know me by me EO30 name.

thacalebdume.bsky.social•74 days ago

Rev, y'all still call me Caleb. LOLOLOL.

revtitikym.bsky.social•73 days ago

At this point, anything else would feel weird!

thacalebdume.bsky.social•73 days ago

He's one of my two favorite Jedi, so it's an honor.

revtitikym.bsky.social•73 days ago

Now that I've watched Rebels, I get it. ✊🏿

readincolour.bsky.social•74 days ago

I’m trying to remember. Was it AltoKay?

revtitikym.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yep!

readincolour.bsky.social•73 days ago

Look at my memory fully functioning 25 years later!

revtitikym.bsky.social•73 days ago

25 years!

sirfuego84.bsky.social•74 days ago

Bet.

kimkimberly92.bsky.social•73 days ago

I've been KimKimberly IRL for years anyway. Bonus if you sing it like "Chim-Chimney" from Mary Poppins when we meet.

middleagedmoll.bsky.social•73 days ago

Kim Kim karooooooo!

original1ny.bsky.social•73 days ago

imanangkil.bsky.social•74 days ago

I love her. Is she on here?

jleep86.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ida bae? Yep.

mattewilliams.substack.com•74 days ago

Like Jaqen H'ghar on Game of Thrones, "A man has many names." I answer to my old nicknames and handles because I know when/where you met me based on it. Spirit King, The Ruthless Wonder, Maxus, even Matt vs. Matthew. Only the 65+ who went to my childhood church calls me Little Eli, after my father.

herbmorris.bsky.social•74 days ago

Ball up top = The doors of the chuuch are now open!!

kalliopeo.bsky.social•74 days ago

Her?

1991kyy.bsky.social•74 days ago

💀💀💀

sugarblaster.bsky.social•74 days ago

I put Dr in front of my username after I graduated because I was sure no one was gonna use the title in real life. Now people call me dr. nova and it’s very strange 😂

docdre.distributedblackness.net•73 days ago

Meanwhile I don’t like when people call me “Dr. Dre” LOL

jollyrobber.bsky.social•73 days ago

📌

sweetpotatopies.bsky.social•74 days ago

Nice to meet you. I'm Certified Loverboy but you can call me Skeet Lord

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