Does anyone even like that green bean casserole? I never did and none of my kids would ever eat it either. Even my dog turns up her nose at the cream of mushroom shit.
If you were coming over I would make it for you and you could have all of it for yourself.
It's sweet that you have a food memory with someone that you love like that
kinda looks like a facebook snap, just guess work, sorry been a longtime since I used other social media platforms, I don't use others, so do, that is fine.
He could've posted that he's cooking a meal if he doesn't have to eat it alone and neighbors can message him with what they can bring for a New Friendsgiving. Actually, I take it back, obviously he couldn't have thought of that.
Makes demands as the price for *entertaining* an invitation. I bet he has dating site profile requirements about “suitable females” and bitter theories about why women (younger, $ independent but want to cook and clean, ladies with a certain body type) won’t date “regular guys like him.”
I spent Thanksgiving alone (because my wife went to visit her family and someone had to stay with the dogs). I still cooked a full Thanksgiving dinner myself. Today I'll be making homemade Turkey noodle soup, because I can.
I am alone this Friday. Willing to entertain invites to swamps with congenial toads or bog witches who only cast mild to middling curses. Will bring newts or will-o'-the-wisps.
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It's sweet that you have a food memory with someone that you love like that
LOVED it as a kid.
Is it him or his community?
Bitch, please.
Nice upgrade from *checks notes* Night Train and Charles Shaw.
It's not too hard to guess why he needs to beg for invites.