He really needs to be introduced to sounding, preferably by someone who is still new to it and liable to go too hard, too big, and too quickly. He'll drop his enthusiasm for sex up the urethra pretty damn quick.
Let's give the guy an STD test. The one where they shove a q-tip through the utera whether you're a man or a woman. Let him see how enjoyable that is. I had a urinary catheter for 1 day and let me tell ya, I was so happy when they took it off.
In 1987 I was visiting a friend and in the guest room there was a copy of the book "everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask"
The dr. said a couple were doing that in ignorance. I never forgot my confusion.
In general, little kids were scared, so if a parent was w/them, they did MUCH better than the 20-40 year old grown ass man. After 40, they regained their dignity. Worst were the ones who'd stand naked in the doorway demanding a catheter. Nope. Women (after yrs of cramps every month) were silent.
If little girls do better than a grown ass man, why would you say “screamed like a little girl” about grown assed men? And why “girl” unless girls do worse than boys?
My whole body has recoiled into a small ball. WTAF?! I want to see consistent evidence of this demonstrated on men. Not under age, obviously. This is monstrous on multiple levels
“In fact, I am a person who has read very, very, very few books; All my thoughts and conclusions are based on my own analysis and observations with some data that have served me to base my opinions.”
Please be reassured of a super scientific approach to theories /s.
"Of course it is recommended women start when they're teenagers." Show the peer reviewed study. Doubt he can name one reputable health organization that is seriously recommending teenagers have sex at all, let alone is grossly misinformed idea of it.
This might be TMI for some, but, it is possible for kinksters to insert a VERY SMALL thing in the urethra. NOT a penis. Similar to sounding for guys. How this guy extrapolated his wacky thesis from that, have no idea...
Really curious how someone who can't even semi-successfully identify and locate the clitoris would perform in the even more complicated task of finding the fucking urinary meatus.
I mean the poor dear has clearly never seen a woman before. Have some pity. Nurse M told me about a sex-doll she found in someone‘s room years ago with „circumferences that were anatomically implausible“ which I found it rather disturbing at the time in a „what are we teaching our babies“ way.
That courageous of him to admit that:
1. He has the smallest penis on earth.
2. Never gave a woman an orgasm.
3. Drop highschool when he was 14 years old.
Ya know, if you stick a small penis in another man’s peehole, he also won’t get pregnant. Maybe should start there and they can rate the pleasure on a scale of 1 - omfg.
...I actually have heard of this happening. An anecdote from some textbook. Allegedly someone in a rural area with a bad grasp of anatomy and...yea...it's not pleasant. It ends in so many UTIs.
Brings me back to 2023, dealing with kidney stones. Stent placed twice. And oh my gosh, it was not a good time. I couldn't walk without needing to use the washroom every time. A penis would just traumatise the urethra.
My takeaway from this is that the guy has a dick the size of a TicTac, and the cops should probably take a look at his hard drive... and in his attic and basement, just to be safe.
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The dr. said a couple were doing that in ignorance. I never forgot my confusion.
I want this man to be forced to sound on a public stage until his cock looks like a bamboo pole
Says all we need to know r.e their credibility, or total lack thereof, on the subject in general.... #prochoice #antichoice
But seriously, these are the types of people who should not be allowed to vote, own weapons or property and definitely not have access to women.
“In fact, I am a person who has read very, very, very few books; All my thoughts and conclusions are based on my own analysis and observations with some data that have served me to base my opinions.”
Please be reassured of a super scientific approach to theories /s.
You don't need me to tell you this is bad.
1. He has the smallest penis on earth.
2. Never gave a woman an orgasm.
3. Drop highschool when he was 14 years old.
idk
he shouldn't be allowed around women