Win conditions:
-All enemies defeated
Lose conditions:
-All allies defeated
-No allies defeated
-Forgot your anniversary
-The archers get bored
-Squad 3's food delivery fails to arrive by the end of turn 8
-Any ally commanders get a bad haircut
-Allied units look like a bad word when zoomed out
-All enemies defeated
Lose conditions:
-All allies defeated
-No allies defeated
-Forgot your anniversary
-The archers get bored
-Squad 3's food delivery fails to arrive by the end of turn 8
-Any ally commanders get a bad haircut
-Allied units look like a bad word when zoomed out
Comments
-Commander Kirijo's marriage proposal declined
-Any napping units on either side interrupted
-Left the return key in the medal room with no medals left unspent
-Enemy spies escape with intel detailing who let the dogs out
-Didn't actually read the EULA
-More than 4 jugglers occupying beach tiles at any one time
-Incorrect items in the squad 3 food order left unreported by end of turn 12
-Using healing items on units at full health
-Any units unmarried by age 40
-Any enemy unit registers Hypercam 2
-Waking up to discover it's a school day and you forgot your homework
-Tripping and spilling juice all over the console
-Any allied units attempt to pursue enemy units that ran into a fake tunnel drawn by allied units
-Any unit moves 4 times in a hospital
-Assault Troops are advancing toward Allied Base
Don't let HP drop below 100%
Don't let HP stay at 100%
Win conditions:
-Don’t lose
Lose conditions:
-Win