As an outsider I’m not sure of the wild part is the agent giving so much “reasoning” about the departure or the unnecessary details about his “Little brother.”
It sounds like when my son (he’s 7) lies to me and makes it extra elaborate so it sounds extra “believable.”
“No, you see, we actually planned to be terrible this year as a favor to my bro. Mission accomplished, therefore I will be a hot commodity returning to the NFL. Finishers finish.”
"After looking into NFL opportunities, and there were plenty, EB has decided to go help his childhood friend and coach pee-wee flag football as their OC. We just didn't feel like there was a good fit in the NFL right now."
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It sounds like when my son (he’s 7) lies to me and makes it extra elaborate so it sounds extra “believable.”
The "the plan all along was to get fired" is hilarious and a bad lie but it's the little brother thing that makes my eyes pop out
-EB's agent in the spring