In peak autism, I decided to organize and photograph my toys by both length and girth. Behold: - ThreadSky

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social • 235 days ago

In peak autism, I decided to organize and photograph my toys by both length and girth.
Behold:

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beargetfkd.bsky.social•235 days ago

I’d just like to point out these were not mentioned in the millennial’s “budget planning” article and have required significant investment😈😜

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social•235 days ago

You know what, you're so right. Not once in all of those articles have I seen someone say we are spending too much on sex toys. I think that's Carte Blanche to have a completely decked out sex room in every millennial household, government funded.

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social•235 days ago

For anyone curious my favorites are the kobold, furbolg, and minotaur, and I find the dryad deeply intimidating

jcizle.bsky.social•235 days ago

These are… advanced. Great work. 😍

mal-content.bsky.social•235 days ago

Now organize them by alien-ness?

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social•235 days ago

How do we define alien-ness? What metrics are we using? Is a toy designed to appear like a phallic knot of wood growth with flowers and leaves more or less alien than a toy designed to look like a bulls dick with added ridges and fantastical bulges? 🧐

mal-content.bsky.social•235 days ago

I don’t have a ready rubric but I would watch at least 30 mins of a video essay explaining one.

mal-content.bsky.social•235 days ago

That said, my gut says the far left and second from the right at the most alien.

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social•235 days ago

Handsome... There are two pictures here with different organizations in them. Please be more specific 😂

mal-content.bsky.social•235 days ago

First pic. 😋

korsair.bsky.social•227 days ago

For a sec I thought they were action figure legs.

jds-1988.bsky.social•235 days ago

Oh 😯 oh my 😈

dadbear97.bsky.social•235 days ago

Woof

jedivibes.bsky.social•235 days ago

Oh 👀👀👀 definitely would be enticing to see some demonstrations at some point 🤭

ubehole.bsky.social•235 days ago

That sounds hot, I wanna get some data on how loud you get with each one inside you 🧑🏽‍🔬 for science of course!

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social•235 days ago

We are nothing if not scientists at heart.

🏳️‍🌈🔬🏳️‍🌈

Lmk when you get that decibel meter 😈

ubehole.bsky.social•235 days ago

I was just gonna let you shout into my ass. But if you wanna be technical about it...

dhaosgestalt.bsky.social•235 days ago

Guess you better get the butt-plug sized one then.
Again, for science.

ubehole.bsky.social•235 days ago

Diva you know I'm lucky to fit a lapel mic in this diamond maker

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