“Word of warning. Don’t step on the grass in my temple. They bite.”
If this human came here for worship, they’d be first in making an actually smart decision for once. The goddess of nature deserved just as much praise as Palutena!
“Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs?
“Humans like you make me sick. Nothing but mindless machines of destruction. Just how many resources have you wasted for your blind pursuit of violence?”
Already, Viridi disliked the aura of this knight. Upon first impressions, he was just like all the rest.
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“Hm… Can’t say I’ve ever seen any type of creature like you before. At least not on my Earth.”
“It’s amazing how one dog can accomplish so much… And even more unfathomable how one of his owners doesn’t appreciate any of it…
The animals of this Earth deserve so much better…”
“Have you been keeping up the non-littering? I’ve been keeping a eye on you like I said, and if you’re lying, I’ll knooooww…”
“Word of warning. Don’t step on the grass in my temple. They bite.”
If this human came here for worship, they’d be first in making an actually smart decision for once. The goddess of nature deserved just as much praise as Palutena!
“Sometimes I wonder what humans do when they’re not chopping down forests and desecrating the planet. Care to clue me in?”
This was about as nice as Viridi was going to get. He’d probably have to settle for this for a while.
“Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs?
I’m fine with either.”
“You’re not exactly a … human, are you?”
The goddess of nature raises her brow. She wasn’t sure, but there was definitely something off about this one that made her hairs stand on end.
As much as she despised the folly of human advancements, even Viridi had a soft spot for the Blue Bomber. A pleasant smile adorned her face.
“You know, I appreciate how well you make use of that Leaf Shield. Definitely my favorite of your iconic weapons.”
“A Pokémon Trainer, huh? I’ve seen you in the tournament. So, tell me. What type of Pokémon do you prefer? It’s obviously the BEST one, right?”
The goddess’s playful side was fully on display, her smirk rising as she expected the answer she wanted most to hear.
“You look like one of Hades’s minions but, you look awfully more concerned with only serving yourself, don’t you?”
Definitely the demon-type, but his aura was unknown to her. It was hard to gauge just what was going on with this winged terror.
“Humans like you make me sick. Nothing but mindless machines of destruction. Just how many resources have you wasted for your blind pursuit of violence?”
Already, Viridi disliked the aura of this knight. Upon first impressions, he was just like all the rest.
The goddess gave a heavy sigh as she hovered above her seat, taking her staff in her hand as she loomed above the other.
“Just what kind of human are you? If you have something to say, go ahead and say it. I don’t appreciate intruders.”
The goddess sat upon her throne in her temple of vines and leaves, impatiently drumming her fingers against her knee. This was sacred ground…
The goddess’s voice boomed. A simple human was one thing, but an insane rambling bird-killer? That was just too much! She’d give her just one chance…
She scratched her head. Well, she can plead insanity for now if she’s not capable of outright saying so out loud.
The next Reset Bomb will probably get her anyways. No use in wasting her breath on her here…