Cooking time is cooking time. Stand by that pan, America! - ThreadSky

cpsc.gov • 5 days ago

Cooking time is cooking time. Stand by that pan, America!

cpsc.gov•5 days ago

The bone-in leg is just a representation of chicken because making a cutlet wasn't working out.

I’ve legit watched people pan fry bone-in drumsticks.

cpsc.gov•5 days ago

Do they turn out OK?

They did, actually! Very crispy.

Next please do a whole turkey

A++ shading. Hyper realistic.

Doesn't matter. At 18x24 pixels, it's unrecognizable as anything, anyway.

Okay, if that's what you say it is.

I definitely thought it was a grey-finned fish.

cpsc.gov•5 days ago

We should have gone with fish.

I thought it was a fire bomb and you were going to provide safety tips for our homemade fire bombs.

This is fine too though, thank you.

Also, never put water on a grease fire! Put a lid on the pan to suffocate the fire and turn off the burner!

I like this graphic, good job CPSC

I guessed the pixel half-right. Chicken leg instead of chicken wing.

(Alt text is always on point, btw.)

Can you do a fun song parody?

Money is tight. Might have to go down to 1-bit.

I hear that in Tammy Wynnette's voice.

anent.org•5 days ago

I smell a Tammy Wynette cover song… 🎵 Stand by your pan! 🎵

(Hopefully the cover song doesn’t smell like something burning…)

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