“The chain on one of the swings is a bit rusty, and there’s a small rivet sticking up in the slide, but more importantly there’s a bear, a wolf, a panther and a red panda all checking out the playground and we should probably alert animal control asap.”
We're turning wolves, panthers, and bears loose on playgrounds now??? I'm SO jealous, we only had those concussion-giving monkey bars when I was a kid.
Also can we send them to the whitehouse when they're done at the playground?
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Also can we send them to the whitehouse when they're done at the playground?
Hmmm?