I think COVID killed all of us and we are in hell that’s the only explanation - ThreadSky

katesquire.bsky.social • 11 days ago

I think COVID killed all of us and we are in hell that’s the only explanation

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jaconthebrazos.bsky.social•11 days ago

Oh I think I died in the hospital in 2010 and everything has been a mistake since then.

katesquire.bsky.social•11 days ago

THIS is the bad place! Where is Michael Schur?? Reset the simulation!

finchbeak.bsky.social•11 days ago

I need Ted Danson to cheer me up

ljvalente.bsky.social•11 days ago

maybe it's just purgatory...and our way to heaven is just figuring out how we can get out of this...either way it can only be better

ethicking.com•11 days ago

There's also the Large Hadron Collider theory, which suggests that we're in a parallel universe that splintered off in April 2016 when a weasel got in, bit through a transformer, and knocked the collider offline.

katesquire.bsky.social•11 days ago

I think the timeline split in 2000 when those votes for Al Gore disappeared into the Caribbean

duchessopie.bsky.social•11 days ago

Under this theory 9/11 happened in the fake timeline

katesquire.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yeah..

sonyah.bsky.social•11 days ago

😖 I REMEMBER THE EVENT! I didn’t know someone theorized about it.

lpcprof.bsky.social•11 days ago

It's almost always weasels.

tapizmoche.bsky.social•11 days ago

I always say that covid flipped the switch on most people

katesquire.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yeah people were simmering before than and since then it’s been a full on boil

katesquire.bsky.social•11 days ago

MF typed than

thejenlife.bsky.social•11 days ago

This is the only thing that makes sense

heatherbussing.bsky.social•11 days ago

My theory is that earth is some celestial giant's science project and we're in the shock phase of the study.

thejenlife.bsky.social•11 days ago

I think they’re testing how long we can last before we crash out globally

alysondecker.bsky.social•11 days ago

This is why it is still 2020.

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