Karl Marx was directly descended from Confucius and Xi Jinping is their love child. We all know that.
Reposted from Brendan O’Kane
‘Karl Marx's ancestors were Chinese Muslims, surnamed Ma (and thus ethnically Hui), who followed the Mongols to Europe, though of course if you go back further they were descended from Zhou-dynasty Jews' is a world-class opener and the author doesn't appear to be joking

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