I see a lot of speculation about how the Trump/Musk honeymoon is gonna end, but no one's mentioned how Donald Trump is a notorious teetotaler, won't touch anything harder than a cheeseburger, while Elon Musk is on a cocktail of ketamine, LSD & horse stimulants 24/7. - ThreadSky

bitterkarella.bsky.social • 129 days ago

I see a lot of speculation about how the Trump/Musk honeymoon is gonna end, but no one's mentioned how Donald Trump is a notorious teetotaler, won't touch anything harder than a cheeseburger, while Elon Musk is on a cocktail of ketamine, LSD & horse stimulants 24/7.

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bitterkarella.bsky.social•129 days ago

it would be very funny if Trump just got tired of Musk and had him arrested for all his illegal drugs

bitterkarella.bsky.social•129 days ago

Donald Trump getting so tired of musk that he nationalizes twitter would be even funnier

weltkarte.bsky.social•129 days ago

https://x.gov

mxdshipwreck.bsky.social•129 days ago

Inshallah

popelizbet.bsky.social•129 days ago

SpaceX too 🙏

katricemetaluna.bsky.social•129 days ago

Maybe they'll have a billionaire's duel. Which is like a wizards' duel only a lot more boring and probably involves lawyers.

latimeriidae.bsky.social•129 days ago

Not before Musk intentionally fucks up all his govt contracts just to make Trump look bad please

daiwolf.bsky.social•129 days ago

Or deported for working illegally

edgarallandoh.bsky.social•129 days ago

Can we make enough memes to get one close to his orange eyeballs?

anarchygoose.bsky.social•129 days ago

I do find it extremely funny that I've known a few federal employees who would face Instant Consequences for smoking weed, but Musk hasn't descended from orbit in years and just keeps becoming more integral to the security apparatus.

juliad133.bsky.social•128 days ago

Hahaha

myuphrid.bsky.social•129 days ago

Oh, the tantrum Musk will throw when Senpai tells him to fuck off. I dread to think what the fallout from it will be, but the immediate impact will be hilariously schadenfreude-y.

obscuricom.bsky.social•129 days ago

Sure he's a teetotaler for alcohol, I don't believe he's never touched or won't touch other drugs. Bruh is probably on weapons grade amphetamines just to stay awake for his speeches. I don't think this is a deal-breaker until Elon can be sacrificed to save Don's skin over some deal.

bigmads.blog•129 days ago

They're workshopping Junkie-lon as we skeet.

ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social•129 days ago

Trump won't touch alcohol specifically. He's publicly expressed interest in stimulants like cocaine.

bitterkarella.bsky.social•129 days ago

oh jeez in that case, elon might convince trump to get on ALL the drugs

dinosaucy.bsky.social•129 days ago

elon is gonna post some ai slop of Inauguration Day on the 6th that focuses on him instead of trump and immediately White House statements will start referring to elon as ‘cabinet member’ instead of by name

lucamptoo.bsky.social•129 days ago

It will end randomly and badly, like all of his other relationships. In six months it will be all, “Elon who? I don’t really know that guy.”

cyriljackal.bsky.social•129 days ago

Except rump abuses Adderall.

jolynegcoyote.bsky.social•129 days ago

It was very surprising to learn that about Trump given he has openly hauked booze and gambling, but I guess that's on brand still for him exploiting what he can for his own self satisfaction

championhack.bsky.social•129 days ago

Donny Teetotaler horns crushed up British market Sudafed but ok

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