Getting hit by the invalid handle so the universe overcorrects and transforms you into a blank YCH person. No worries, I can TOTALLY fix that for you. I remember like... 10% of your original features. I'll wing the rest. Probably. #transformation - ThreadSky

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speciescake.bsky.social • 112 days ago

Getting hit by the invalid handle so the universe overcorrects and transforms you into a blank YCH person. No worries, I can TOTALLY fix that for you. I remember like... 10% of your original features. I'll wing the rest. Probably.

#transformation

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doe-ball.bsky.social•112 days ago

winging it,,, I don't have wings smh my head

speciescake.bsky.social•112 days ago

not yet!

doe-ball.bsky.social•112 days ago

WAGH

fatfuckpanda.bsky.social•112 days ago

I like this idea…transformed into the half remembered caricature of a mutual. they might get the broad strokes mostly correct, but they’re also going to overemphasize your most prominent features, maybe even minimize anything you haven’t mentioned much, a small slice of you turning into the whole.

speciescake.bsky.social•112 days ago

You'd definitely end up very pig like and a looooot fatter cause that's honestly all I remember about you?

fatfuckpanda.bsky.social•112 days ago

I’m…I was *half* pig, wasn’t I??

speciescake.bsky.social•112 days ago

Oh shit... you were half pig??? I threw like three fourths of pig on you. It's fine, nobody can tell what you are supposed to be with these 600 pounds anyways.

beckoningdark.bsky.social•112 days ago

Okay if you MUST wing the rest, AT LEAST know I have some goat there.

speciescake.bsky.social•112 days ago

Explains why you are eating so much, lmao.

beckoningdark.bsky.social•112 days ago

WHH???
This is goat slander!! I just have a naturally high, uh, stomach capacity. Cryptid reasons.

linkcario.bsky.social•112 days ago

I don't wanna be turned into a blank ych person... I'm so thankful you're here to fix it <3

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