This is my petition for @destiny.gg to never give another food take ever again. His palate is like a 4 year olds and should not be trusted on food or flavor policy ever again. Glaze him all you want about politics. See attached. #dgg p.s. I still cant believe he bought that box of styrofoam cups - ThreadSky

gatekept.studio • 98 days ago

This is my petition for @destiny.gg to never give another food take ever again. His palate is like a 4 year olds and should not be trusted on food or flavor policy ever again. Glaze him all you want about politics. See attached. #dgg

p.s. I still cant believe he bought that box of styrofoam cups

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plushplasticine.bsky.social•98 days ago

you can take the gnome out of the middle west, but you can never take the middle west out of the gnome.

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

Landlocked taste buds

ignisfenryka.bsky.social•97 days ago

as a fellow Nebraskan i refuse to give him that out, hes just a child

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

If you disagree, let me know. I will add you to a moderation list aptly titled "bad food take haver". Thank you.

bunkboi.bsky.social•97 days ago

I agreed with half of this list. 3 of the last 4 were exceptionally unhinged though. And like 4 of them I have no opinions on.
PUT ME ON THE LIST. But only half of me

timothykossegi.me•98 days ago

We liberal here. He should have his food takes, even if they are bad.

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

freedom of speech, not freedom from consequence my brother

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

do not cite the deep magic to me

I was there when it was written

theyounghegelian.bsky.social•98 days ago

You forgot "Pepperoni is the worst pizza topping".

tiredisrli.daliban.co•98 days ago

"Diritos tacos"? Like, the snack doritos? Is that a thing?

drschultz71.bsky.social•97 days ago

You know, I agree with all of these EXCEPT for the caramelized onions one. Basically any meat is enhanced by the addition of caramelized onions. Raw onions are good too tho. (Particularly on tacos and burgers)

newhumanism.bsky.social•97 days ago

If tiny ever runs for office he will lose because of single issue food take voters

realspongebob.bsky.social•98 days ago

Terrible chicken takes

longboy420.daliban.co•98 days ago

80% of these hes objectively correct on

midgardur.bsky.social•98 days ago

You somehow managed to find his best food takes while complaining about them ,lmao

kingslee.bsky.social•98 days ago

I'll say it. He's right about the vast majority of these.

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

find god

ignisfenryka.bsky.social•98 days ago

90% of these are like his most inoffensive takes and some of them are very true

i don't like this image being used because it paints him in a good light and he in fact does have objectively incorrect food takes

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

I didn't have a good one on hand so I memejacked the first one I saw on reddit. Point still stands

ignisfenryka.bsky.social•98 days ago

he fucks up so bad by suggesting that KFC and Popeyes are even remotely comparable (i will not elaborate which is good and which is ass tho it should be obvious)

but then the very next line he has a super based take about canes

his pizza chain take is good, too, having a preference in chains is-

ignisfenryka.bsky.social•98 days ago

-literally almost pointless

timothykossegi.me•98 days ago

We liberal here. He should have his food takes, even if they are bad.

catalysts00.bsky.social•98 days ago

This is all pretty inoffensive but there’s something that rubs me the wrong way about doordashing hot chocolate

gatekept.studio•98 days ago

the rich capitalists live a different life than us, rewrite your own destiny to where its cheaper to doordash a hot choccy than to take 10 minutes to drive to the starbucks drive thru

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