If only Jeffry Epstein was around, he could be in Trump's Cabinet. - ThreadSky

elindbloom.bsky.social•102 days ago

Yikes. Prolly true, but yikes.

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mahinamomikai.bsky.social•102 days ago

I wouldn’t be surprised. He would’ve had all the qualifications necessary.

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parkcommunications.bsky.social•104 days ago

In charge of Child Protection.

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vcarmer.bsky.social•105 days ago

snort 🤪😂

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carouzzz.bsky.social•99 days ago

You nailed it. Quite a MeToo misogynistic backlash. Unfortunately, women will be coerced into earlier roles. I suspect married women will still be part of two income families. The panacea in the ‘50s? Librium. My Mother took Librium. A mostly frustrated housewife w/ 3 Masters Degrees & P/T work.

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veronav2.bsky.social•98 days ago

Chief Officer of Maga Derangement

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anet2111.bsky.social•104 days ago

I was just thinking about that. What position would he hold … wait, that’s gross. There’s just no way to think about him that isn’t 🤮

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asanerworld.bsky.social•105 days ago

Gaetz not much different

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rktmn.bsky.social•105 days ago

Secretary of Transportation, Lolita Express special travel packages.

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roadshowrigoletto.bsky.social•103 days ago

From what we know, Secretary of Transportation.

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geezerwoman.bsky.social•105 days ago

Health and Human Services?

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mizpeachykeen.bsky.social•105 days ago

Hospitality Coordinator

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cyndii628.bsky.social•105 days ago

Absolutely! I

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indysusan.bsky.social•105 days ago

What position would he have been given?

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donclyde63.bsky.social•104 days ago

Children's Protective Services

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trevorinmaine.bsky.social•104 days ago

He'd be a liason focusing on teen outreach.

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gplusb.bsky.social•105 days ago

Genital Inspector General.

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omgstfu.bsky.social•105 days ago

Take my upvote.

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onekidsdad.bsky.social•105 days ago

Could ??

Would !!

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jodiejack.bsky.social•105 days ago

So glad you’re here!

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mojosmom.bsky.social•105 days ago

Bella (Great Pyrenees is always covered with leaves and pine needles these days...I love fall in Ohio

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kristin-leah.bsky.social•100 days ago

Hell, he’d be appointed Pedophile Czar.

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bgreensf.bsky.social•104 days ago

Why should his being dead stop him from being appointed? It would set a precedent, and it could give a lot of new opportunities to dead people.

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csriracha184.bsky.social•105 days ago

At very least, he'd be pardoned

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lux11661188.bsky.social•101 days ago

Strange suicide occurred when cameras malfunctioned.

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sandnseaor.bsky.social•105 days ago

You could have listened to rational Democrats, oh, 20 years ago. We did tell you that you were going off the rails.

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comyers.bsky.social•105 days ago

Well there's always Diddy? 🤔

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gsmick.bsky.social•105 days ago

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michelinecarvalho.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect for education secretary

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dianecahill1983.bsky.social•105 days ago

And Hannibal Lector

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bacon-sarnie.bsky.social•105 days ago

Lincoln had a Cabinet of Rivals, trump has a Cabinet of Paedophiles.

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xprophetess.bsky.social•105 days ago

Department of education perhaps?

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fababomination.bsky.social•105 days ago

Imagine what he could tell us about Trump and the rest of them, that's why he was murdered.

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voodoolady.bsky.social•104 days ago

He would have got the Education portfolio for sure

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windycandle.bsky.social•104 days ago

White House Pediatrician!

too soon?

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jade2816.bsky.social•104 days ago

😂😂😂

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brainybroad.bsky.social•104 days ago

ya, he would be the head of Child Welfare Services but he's dead so they're gonna give it to Casey Anthony.

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skyetrekker.bsky.social•104 days ago

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kas1a.bsky.social•104 days ago

If only …, sight

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omgstfu.bsky.social•105 days ago

We are now entering the Twilight Zone.

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omgstfu.bsky.social•105 days ago

Chair of the Ethics Committee for sure.

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mrbiscuits.bsky.social•105 days ago

I will not be surprised at Secretary of Commerce Mike Pillow at this point.

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dameofdestiny.bsky.social•105 days ago

Where's Laura Loomer? She could be the Queen of Racial Inequality & Presidential Penile Morale.

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rickphils.bsky.social•105 days ago

Secretary of the Interior

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studentsdemocracy.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump is always Trump

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dazyperez.bsky.social•105 days ago

Snap! Man what a cadre, I'm fully deflated, 😩 and they're not even started. Ugh

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mutherbear.bsky.social•105 days ago

DHHS/CPS, no doubt...

(Dept Health & Human Svcs/Child Protective Svcs)

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really-mad.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh absolutely and he probably WOULD be...or at least over a task force investigating sex crimes involving minors.

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patriotclyde.bsky.social•103 days ago

I'm sure Epstein would be in Trump's Cabinet, as head of Education, especially grade school!!

I'm sure Charles Manson, if still alive, would be in Trump's Cabinet, head of DEA!

Rasputin, if still alive, would be ahead of National Christianism movement!

Head of Ethics, Bernie Madoff?

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