IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, THAT YOU'LL BELIEVE YOUR PARSE IS GOOD, GUARANTEED
BRING YOUR POTS, BRING YOUR WEAPONS, BRING YOUR RAID LEAD, WE'LL FUCK 'EM. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR RAID LEAD. 'CAUSE IN PARTY FINDER, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY
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And it better not bounce or youre a dead motherfucker
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW PIECE OF GEAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO ROWENA'S SPLENDORS
BAD DEALS
GEAR THAT GETS REPLACED INSTANTLY
PARSERS
IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA OUTROLL THAT GUY THAT DIED 4 TIMES, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
AND THEY BETTER NOT BE FROM LAST PATCH CYCLE, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
ROWENA'S SPLENDORS: EORZEA'S SHITTIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MOST OVER-PRICED GEAR IN THE RAID SCENE.
GUARANTEED
THAT'S RIGHT
CHALLENGE GRIEFING
HOW DOES IT WORK?
IF YOU CAN DIE 10 TIMES IN A RUN AND NOT PARSE LOWER THAN THE ANIMALS YOU WERE PARTIED WITH
YOU GET A 99 ON THE COFFER
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
BRING YOUR POTS, BRING YOUR WEAPONS, BRING YOUR RAID LEAD, WE'LL FUCK 'EM. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR RAID LEAD. 'CAUSE IN PARTY FINDER, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY
https://youtu.be/-rsEs4HWXeY?si=u25dtop-bjzgjc7c
BRING YOUR PARSES
BRING YOUR WIFE
WE’LL FUCK HER
THAT’S RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE
BECAUSE AT ROWENA’S SPLENDORS YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM RESET
I love that video so much, and this is that same energy, but ff14 flavoured, it's so good lmao