me, to the tsa agent about to pat me down: "haha, the scanner matches my shirt" Tsa agent: "ma'am I just need you to spread your legs" - ThreadSky

literallyjustadog.online • 30 days ago

me, to the tsa agent about to pat me down: "haha, the scanner matches my shirt"

Tsa agent: "ma'am I just need you to spread your legs"

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chlopei.bsky.social•30 days ago

I always just verbally ask for a pat down so i can avoid this. Royal pain in the butt

droctorock.bsky.social•30 days ago

hahaha, legend

tatoleee.bsky.social•30 days ago

That shirt is perfect

tiptransformed.bsky.social•30 days ago

You’re braver than I am, and I love that.

lady.vintagedomination.com•30 days ago

Last time I just told them that I usually charge for this.

Lol

ohno.imightbe.gay•30 days ago

omfg, you're a hero, bb

andralyn.bsky.social•30 days ago

Despite arriving to SFO over two hours early, I was "randomly selected" for a total exhaustive search. They took so long I had to run and still almost missed my flight, as they held the door for me.

mow2.bsky.social•30 days ago

juni where did u buy your choker I’ve been looking for them and all i find is dropshipped garbage

literallyjustadog.online•30 days ago

this collar is from a store in chicago called early2bed! They have a lot of good simple leather options, and I've had this one for nearly 4 years now

mow2.bsky.social•30 days ago

thank you i will look over this entire website and probably buy a lot more than just a choker

simonee.bsky.social•30 days ago

only response to that is "hey, buy me dinner first"

literallyjustadog.online•30 days ago

Next time I'll say that

simonee.bsky.social•30 days ago

this is my audition to be your joke writer lmao

juleswinnfeild.bsky.social•30 days ago

On the first date?

enbycatboygf.bsky.social•30 days ago

💙I love your humor

hypercubexl.bsky.social•30 days ago

🫡💛

emma.meangirls.online•30 days ago

omfgggg 💀

i love how bold you are with your comments, bb

runningfoxfloof.bsky.social•30 days ago

Everytime I'm rushing from somewhere and the AC wasn't helping enough, hot spots make the scanners light up. Can't say how many times it's happened.

arbitraryanimals.com•30 days ago

what's the turn around time on this shirt? I might want one for my transpacific flight lol

marawhoops.bsky.social•30 days ago

that sounds like a reasonable outcome

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