i ended up eating crusts eventually when i found myself trapped in a kind of zeno's paradox of trying to eat all the soft bits and none of the crust, and being unwilling to accept even a tiny amount of 'soft bit' left behind.
'relative to what's left, half of this crust is still soft-bit!'
(Raads-r is not the only way to know, and not the only factor in an autosm diagnosis. And it's also a somewhat problematic test used by doctors. Self-diagnosis is valid)
I once did this with my then partner and her entire family at a cheesecake factory after her college graduation valedictorian speech and had no explanation for them.
14 years later this would culminate in crafting a sentence on Bsky that just gets more complicated the deeper into it you read
Plus it makes a satisfying riiiip. And you only get one per shirt. Exciting little dopamine hit while I try to rip it off in one gown without making a hole.
My post now rambling and needing to get the thought out. Sometimes it’s important at 1:30am. Daphne go to sleep the internet doesn’t care.
I save them for dipping in soup or dice and toast them for croutons/snacks. Or I did until my husband, primary proponent of the No Calorie Left Behind Act, came on the scene.
Why waste tummy room on the crust when not eating them leaves more room for the good part of the pizza, is what I say when I pretend there's logic behind it and not just that I think the crusts are icky
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I just like carbs
smdh a dog just can't eat how she wants anymore these days
first you came for football, and i said nothing, but now…
it'd feel safe being on even footing if both of us eat weird™️
'relative to what's left, half of this crust is still soft-bit!'
Wait, pizza is sliced Shai-Hulud?!?!?
Just raw dogged them
Still love them though ✨✨
If you missed it, it’s a diagnostic criteria. 😊
I eat it one bar at a time,
And one layer at a time
but it's weird bc that's the only one it counts for
Am I learning something about myself right now
Could not be more on the cusp for that second one though
14 years later this would culminate in crafting a sentence on Bsky that just gets more complicated the deeper into it you read
For instance clothes. Most of my life I had holes in my shirts from ripping out the tags.
If something is irritating I can’t not focus on it.
My post now rambling and needing to get the thought out. Sometimes it’s important at 1:30am. Daphne go to sleep the internet doesn’t care.
😁👍
that's chipotle mayo for the fries
I kind of love it.
in no instance is anything with a crunchy bottom good pizza
these are my pizza maxims ahaha