the crunch of a big piece of celery is better than sex tbh - ThreadSky

literallyjustadog.online • 20 hours ago

the crunch of a big piece of celery is better than sex tbh

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bro-laren.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Extremely rare Juni L

literallyjustadog.online•18 hours ago

BOOOOOOO

hailiealeah.bsky.social•13 hours ago

But, I don't like raw celery...

pegarchism.neocities.org•20 hours ago

see also snapping into a whole carrot bugs bunny style

literallyjustadog.online•20 hours ago

So so true

jimmytheg.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Oh man that pale stuff towards the center 💦

trebbble.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I read this as "the church of a big piece of celery", and i was inmeditely like ah, yes. The church of celery, like that's a normal thing to think

literallyjustadog.online•17 hours ago

I would convert for this

domg.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It could be a church for ants* made OF celery. A ant Hansel and Gretel ant witch house with peanut butter and raisins holding the walls together.

*You know, like the school for ants in Zoolander

brominedream.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Arguably better. I've at least *had* celery.

literallyjustadog.online•20 hours ago

this made me choke on my celery and prompt my parents to ask what I was laughing at so congratulations, my parents know about this reply now 😂

queenoftheafter.life•20 hours ago

okay.. but crunch of big piece of celery with peanut butter or ranch tho.. 🤔

literallyjustadog.online•20 hours ago

peanut butter. Cause I'm dog

queenoftheafter.life•20 hours ago

based 🔥

rwruedii.bsky.social•15 hours ago

For me it's blue cheese.

pinkthecat.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I have too much misophonia to share this sentiment

junebun.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Okay but carrot

randomyo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

ive done one of those things

beefygoblin.bsky.social•3 hours ago

It’s the sound used in every martial arts movie to simulate breaking bones.

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