11/14 He huffed and he puffed
In the Oval so round,
“I’ll sign even more!
So hush, settle down!”
He brandished his marker
And scribbled anew,
“Read my new order—
The best! That is true.”
In the Oval so round,
“I’ll sign even more!
So hush, settle down!”
He brandished his marker
And scribbled anew,
“Read my new order—
The best! That is true.”
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To explain what he meant,
He’d flub and he’d trip
On the words that he’d vent.
“Oh dear,” cried his staff,
As they struggled for sense,
While the rest of the country
Grew ever more tense.
Of this Grump in his seat,
His scribbles and scrawls
Spelling policy defeat.
He stumbled through speeches,
He glowered with glee,
But folks often wished
He’d let logic run free.
He remains day by day,
Issuing orders
In curious array.
Yet as far as tall tales
And buffoonery go,
This Grump in the Office
Will always steal the show.