Meh. If the kids want to play "dumb dad doesn't know the lingo", I play "Dad DOES know the lingo and uses it in all the wrong situations". I know that's Skibidi Ohio of me, but YOLO. I just Yeet like that.
I’m actually not super clear on correct usage of Ohio but the family joke is that lost things are in New Jersey so like I can see the evolutionary path anyway
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"Man, can you believe I had to drive all the way out to, like, East Buttfuck to get that sofa?"
"WHAT IS--"
"Now I'm not telling you"