"Ah, but what you don't realize is that, behind the scenes, Bluesky is playing 5D chess." Bluesky, behind the scenes: *screaming, dick stuck in Hungry Hungry Hippos* - ThreadSky

pairofclaws.bsky.social • 81 days ago

"Ah, but what you don't realize is that, behind the scenes, Bluesky is playing 5D chess."

Bluesky, behind the scenes: *screaming, dick stuck in Hungry Hungry Hippos*

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absolutely-not.bsky.social•81 days ago

[shrieking]: this was an extremely predictable outcome! [begins welding bear trap onto the hippos]

desdarkdesigns.bsky.social•81 days ago

It has been such a bad fumble that other social media site are actually using it as a way to advertize their site.... we really are here speedrunning twitter's whole fall in warp 7.

pairofclaws.bsky.social•81 days ago

Hahaha wait, they are?

desdarkdesigns.bsky.social•81 days ago

Let me find it... I think it was a site called Spoutible.

desdarkdesigns.bsky.social•81 days ago

Found it
https://bsky.app/profile/johnslpaul.bsky.social/post/3ldckynbcoc2g

desdarkdesigns.bsky.social•81 days ago

Tho I really don't wanna set on another fucking social media site that is just acting the good guy now only to pull the curtain a year later....

Kinda researching how to make my own website atm.

pairofclaws.bsky.social•81 days ago

Yeah, as I recall, that dude has already had some moments where he's shown his whole ass. I think I actually already have an account there, though, from back when no one knew which app would win out post-Twitter.

kategodart.bsky.social•80 days ago

https://neocities.org

gupdoo3.bsky.social•80 days ago

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homelessrobot.bsky.social•81 days ago

...look I'm sure there's some kind of plan or guideline going on, but if you think that this week has been '5D chess', just do us all a favor and put your credit card info in your next Skeet. You're gonna lose it anyway.

jolyonansuz.bsky.social•80 days ago

eldritchbauble.bsky.social•80 days ago

Lmfao

thecrystaljules.bsky.social•81 days ago

I've used "fainted on the checkers board and knocked it over" for the same analogy but I like yours better

xoedanger.bsky.social•80 days ago

Same people who fall for conspiracy theories. They’d much rather believe a team of super smart and successful men are perfectly executing their perfect master plan…

…Rather than accepting that things are able to just go completely off the rails due to generalized incompetence or false confidence.

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