An elderly cowboy has lived to the ripe age of 104 years old. Just prior to his death, his great grandson asks him "Gramps, his did you make it so far through life? What's your secret?"
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"Well, I don't really know" he replies, "but one thing i did that others don't is every morning I have a bowl of porridge. I grab a bullet from my pistol, open it up and spread the powder over the porridge before I eat. Maybe that's what did it?".
The young cowboy considers this and thinks what the hell. From that day forward he sprinkles a bullets worth of gunpowder over a bowl of porridge every day.
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......and a 7ft hole in the crematorium wall.