Next you're gonna tell me you don't carry The Pocket Lavater with you in all social situations, someone's not using all 27 of their brain organs, lol, lmao
Well, it depends, really. Like, if you're whipping out a pair of brake calipers from your backpack, ya. Otherwise, seems like a legitimate tool to carry around. Who would not appreciate millimeter precision on the go?
Kinda what I was briefly thinking. I was always making custom parts for my mom, or replacement pieces for my niece's toys to the extent that I just walked around with my micrometer in my bag out of habit. They were ill suited for phrenology though, much to Harbor Freight’s chagrin.
what other object can so cleanly fill the role of "looks exactly like a wrench in silhouette, and mechanically functions visibly identically to one, but cannot in any circumstance fulfill the same set of functions"
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But only a weirdo (derogatory) would use them to determine someone's race or personality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physiognomy
what other object can so cleanly fill the role of "looks exactly like a wrench in silhouette, and mechanically functions visibly identically to one, but cannot in any circumstance fulfill the same set of functions"
apart from my penus, wendy
*whips out own calipers*
Now, which of ours is more accurate?
Then it's a weirdo contest, which is very weird.