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bencollins.bsky.social • 71 days ago

Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood

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cdca.bsky.social•71 days ago

Literally the only silver lining to this shitshow is the Onion's Trump Boys stories coming back.

suzyqicu.bsky.social•71 days ago

Uncle Elon...so creepy! Almost as bad as daddy Trump is going to give all the little girls a spanking...

suzyqicu.bsky.social•71 days ago

LOL! This one is perfect...

But add in the entire american population...

lordteleselforiv.bsky.social•71 days ago

That explains why Elon always looks terribly run down.

deruman.bsky.social•70 days ago

When Barron puts on a few more pounds, we'll give you a break.

tempedan.bsky.social•71 days ago

Who the fuck wants to receive blood composed of ABSOLUTE TOXIC SHIT???!!! The walking septic tank klan has NOTHING ELSE to offer the world!!

theultrasecret.bsky.social•71 days ago

The theme for their winter holiday party this year: Kidneys on Ice

billypilgrim26.bsky.social•71 days ago

Jr's blood is technically ultra pasteurized pharmaceutical grade.

drewdurham13.bsky.social•71 days ago

That would explain why he seems drugged out all the time (oh, and because he’s on drugs)

gordonmcdowell.bsky.social•71 days ago

Thought it should have been Daddy, but clearly the science is on The Onion’s side:

Blood donations do not follow compatibility principles as organ donations. Organs require close genetic matching, blood transfusions are primarily based on blood type and Rh factor, not genetic relation.

astosmaldova.bsky.social•71 days ago

"I'm sorry boys that's Elon's blood it's not yours to keep," says creepy zombified Uncle Sam.

rltjr.bsky.social•71 days ago

They’re going to sit there until they are desiccated husks. It still won’t save Tesla!

emptybeetoo.bsky.social•71 days ago

Should just go to Sam’s Club instead

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giambusso.bsky.social•71 days ago

Actual lol at: "We don’t even have any more bloods [sic] left to give."

mathienz.bsky.social•71 days ago

So good Ben 👍🏼👏🏼😂

nyliberal44.bsky.social•71 days ago

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undeadben.bsky.social•71 days ago

uncle? don't you mean step-dad?

nurseninapa.bsky.social•71 days ago

Daddy Trump says “over my cold, dead body”

rst.bsky.social•71 days ago

I thought the Thiel vampire shtick was blood transfusions from healthy young people?

fseno.bsky.social•70 days ago

I think he does a different kind of transfusions

anamiguera.bsky.social•70 days ago

Assuming that the human body has 5-6 liters of blood, how much blood are u giving away, guys?