But I heard on Fox news that you had 4.3 trillion daily readers! I simply cannot find this kind of request credible from a company that has cracked FTL communication. You can create time paradoxes yet can't pay the bills?! Something doesn't add up!
I’m in! This is the genius idea. I don’t mind if it’s a day late because the news is so horrible lately; reading it in print is much more relaxing and gets you away from devices!
As a teen growing up in Milwaukee, heading to the record store to grab the new issue every week (followed by a trip to Kopp’s) was a highlight. I love having the paper just sitting around my house now.
my wife read me one of your headlines yesterday that was so funny i said “we should be subscribing to their print edition” and within two minutes we were.
As a hoarder, I have found this to be a wise investment. The days trapped under copies of the NYT felt like an eternity… but the 2 weeks buried alive under piles of The Onion were much more enjoyable.
I have to admit, Mr. Tetrahedron, that I was amused when I thought there was a guy with good politics whose last name happened to be Onion. But you’re ok, too. And thanks for mailing the paper to Canada.
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Although, I've been scratching and groping myself for years.
Plus, it lets guests know I’m a sophisticate.
No longer will we be dependent on internet connectivity or even electricity.
They print the news on PAPER with INK & have it delivered to your house!
Rumor has it they plan on calling it a newspaper.