Tesla futures are going down about 2%, it's funny seeing how slowly stock traders think.
Like it takes them a solid day of scratching their heads to go "down 71%? That... not good?"
"Tariffs... Bad?"
Like it takes them a solid day of scratching their heads to go "down 71%? That... not good?"
"Tariffs... Bad?"
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They wake up each day in a blooming, buzzing confusion, snorting coke and screaming until they eventually pass out.
Like a heavily concussed Patrick Bateman
But inevitably they all end up forgetting what it was like to live among humans, they go feral.
"No sit down. Sit. Sit down. Do you, no sit the fuck down. Do you know what profits are, I said sit down"
2 probably a lot of corruption expectation that its 2b2f because of the gop axis
Last year, they had Tesla valued at more than every other carmaker in the world combined.
A five year old could see the that wasn't remotely accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuN-bW_zS0Q
[Brand becomes toxic and half the world boycotts it] Ah, they're clearly on an upward trajectory
The Stock Market is stupid.
Because Tesla is a part of major ETF's, outsized market moves can drive it.