Whats the bet Trump thinks "crypto" means people are going to be carrying around gold coins with his face on it? - ThreadSky

manmademoon.bsky.social • 5 hours ago

Whats the bet Trump thinks "crypto" means people are going to be carrying around gold coins with his face on it?

Reposted from Karl Bode

hey what if we turned the government into a pump and dump scheme run by dodgy money-laundering oligarchs

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jbmh.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Is he going to have a cave full of rare wines, whiskies and Picassos too?

manmademoon.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Someone call Switzerland! They're going to need to clear out one of their old Nazi gold tunnels in the Alps!

jbmh.bsky.social•5 hours ago

😁

silo64.bsky.social•3 hours ago

What's the bet he's right

thebigredape.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Another moron marker for the maga muppets to carry around.

travisjohnson.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Would that be a cryptofascist currency?

bullens288.bsky.social•4 hours ago

They would be “Crapto Coins”

vegavannah.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Fuck. This is right.

scribblerevans.bsky.social•3 hours ago

zowirose.bsky.social•5 hours ago

That’s why all his statements were made about the gold not really being in Fort Knox.

riecks.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I would venture it’s pretty high, if not a certainty (in his mind).

garethw199.bsky.social•3 hours ago

He should be personally liable when his mates dump theirs and the values plummet.

prettyhatmachine.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Bigly hugely popular.

Grown men are crying at how beautiful these coins look.

bowieolinha.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Same energy

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1w07nq8qqqo

mccabeagent.bsky.social•2 hours ago

No bet

kevryanperson.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I'm still waiting for him to release new, patriotic "Trump Eggs" made with real MAGA Gumption for the low low price of $59.99 per box of 6

Fuck it, why amn't I doing this? Might as well make some use out of the MAGA cult

ladyof7.bsky.social•5 hours ago

People would be much more receptive with Trump's face on toilet paper.

Wipe your dump on Trump.

donmcgahan.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Their goal is to empty the Treasury.

anthony.diy•4 hours ago

No it’s worse than that; their goal is to replace fiat currency with crypto. Doing so removes fiscal power from the government. And a government with no fiscal power is no government at all https://youtu.be/SHGCAbAdquA?si=8lmSlXsWc8-Iy7jg

bringon2026.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Beware the man who changes his policy as often as his diaper.

nancyspantsbelt.bsky.social•5 hours ago

This Kremlin Koup Klutz Klan must go!

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