* NebrasKansas, holding the majority of corn, doesn't want to be outdone by scary ole Colorado.
* Texas, holds the second highest amount of corn, and doesn't border Nebraskansas. Matter of fact, Texas doesn't like how much corn NebrasKansas has,
* Texas, holds the second highest amount of corn, and doesn't border Nebraskansas. Matter of fact, Texas doesn't like how much corn NebrasKansas has,
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* The "Corn Prohibition Treaty" is signed to everyone's delight, and in it, Colorado agrees to give NebrasKansas all of its corn for disposal. NebrasKansans are good at that shit.
* The Emperor of NebrasKansas decides that they need a transportation hub in the middle of the continent.
* They noticed there's a perfectly good one right there by Denver.
* They slowly plant farmers in overalls in eastern Colorado.
* One day, without warning NebrasKansas starts to push, and surrounds Denver International Airport.
* Gubbna of Texas does not rain down fire and popcorn. That was a promise from many Gubbnas ago.
* Absolutely no one comes to Colorado's aid, and we are stuck accepting that we have to pay to use our own airport now.