* Everyone thinks the hipsters are just moving away from Boulder and gentrifying to the east.
* One day, without warning NebrasKansas starts to push, and surrounds Denver International Airport.
* Gubbna of Texas does not rain down fire and popcorn. That was a promise from many Gubbnas ago.
* One day, without warning NebrasKansas starts to push, and surrounds Denver International Airport.
* Gubbna of Texas does not rain down fire and popcorn. That was a promise from many Gubbnas ago.
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* Absolutely no one comes to Colorado's aid, and we are stuck accepting that we have to pay to use our own airport now.
* 8 years have gone by and NebrasKansas just decides to push all the way up to I-25 where the Colorodans are able to stop them.
* Texas, is still not raining down fire and popcorn.
* Texas is worried that if NebrasKansas moves through Colorado, and hits Salt Lake City, that they'll have to do something. Ugh.
* Colorado greatfully gets back to defending itself, spending years pushing back and forth on the east side of I-470
* Many Coloradans have no idea what happened to their families.