The Muppets celebrate Christmas which means there was a Muppet Jesus who was crucified by the Muppet Romans - ThreadSky

maladroithe.bsky.social • 154 days ago

The Muppets celebrate Christmas which means there was a Muppet Jesus who was crucified by the Muppet Romans

I need you to know that this exists, in case you didn't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTofJSEdKCs

Muppet Pontius Pilate. Muppet Mary and Joseph. Muppet Apostles.

muppet council of nicea
muppet holy ghost

MUPPET GNOSTIC GOSPELS

And a real Michael Caine in every era for some reason

And thus a Muppet John the Baptist, presumably.

Muppet Judas

Judas is the guest star (Hugh Grant)

Muppet New Testament. It’s all muppets except Harrison Ford plays The Lord (non Jesus version).

Nah, it's the birthday of the Muppet sun god, Sol Invictus. Nobody knows why they call it "Christmas"

Pretty sure if you Mupettize the Christian Bible the one person you keep as a normal human is Jesus though.

Jesus was both fully human and fully muppet, what are you, some kind of Adoptionist?

Well, two muppet Romans and one human actor in a centurion costume.

Torn between “Swedish Chef is a Visigoth” and “Swedish Chef’s tomato is the burning bush”

daveprovo.st•154 days ago

I forget how it works exactly, but there is some way that the Muppet films suggest that Kermit was responsible for 9/11

Was there a Muppet Barabbas or a Muppet Wodger, do we think?

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